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Now I've got a gal from New Orleans
She's the prettiest little thing that you ever have seen
She's got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop
She's big at the little and bottom at the top

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Well, I love my baby, she's a little bitty booger
Cute as a button and sweet as sugar
I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring
And we'll get married in the spring

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Now she calls me her little piggy-wiggy
And I call her my little thing-a-ma-jiggy
Every time I ask her to kiss
I hear a little voice sound something like this

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Well I'm a-gonna take her honky tonking tonight
And we're gonna do everything up right
When the music starts we're gonna swing and sway
We're gonna dance till the break of day

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