No Eager Men

[Verse 1]
He's just a shadow of what he used to be
Until I put him in his place
She's just a memory that's scarred him horribly
Just like lipstick on his face

[Chorus]
This side of paradise is slow
And no eager men go to her show
Except for me
Except for me

[Verse 2]
She wore a bright red dress and always looked half-undressed
And she stuck by his side like glue
She gave him perfect eyes, smiled at him every time
And when she spoke, it was the truth

[Chorus]
This side of paradise is slow
And no eager men go to her show
Except for me
Except for me

[Verse 3]
Now it's been twenty days, sleepless and stupid days
Spending good time on feeling bad
She's taken everything, greenbacks and anything
That she could steal behind his back

[Chorus]
And this side of paradise is slow
And no eager men go to her show
Except for me

[Refrain]
Except for me
Except for me
Except for me
Except for me