No Difference at All

I've fallen for another girl
And you can't imagine why,
Well the difference between you
Is hard to explain,
But I owe it to you to try

She's like pink champagne,
And you're like beer.

You're like scratchy old corduroy,
She's cashmere.

She's just like a gentle rain,
and you're like a basement flood.

She's like a lunar rocket,
and you're a dud.

She's a perfect day on the shore,
When she speaks it's like poetry,
and you're a bore.

She's like the springtime,
You're somewhere in fall

Other than that,
No difference at all.

You've got heart that's true,
She's got soul.

She's a Debussy symphony,
You're rock'n'roll.

You're sort of coffee, and well,
she's kinda caviar.

She's like an East Side club,
You're the corner bar

You're like Spicy Tales,
and she's Voltaire.

She's the heart of Park Avenue,
And you're Times Square

Bye Coney Island,
Hi Carnegie Hall.

Other than that,
No difference at all.