No. 1 Lowest Common Denominator

[Verse 1]
I wanna see your number 1 lowest common denominator, yeah
You're so hot (so hot)
You're so hot (so hot)
You're so hot (so hot)
You're so hot (what you got)

On the outside I'm a good boy
Let me inside 'cause I'm full of joy
I don't wanna shock you but I'm an electric eel, yeah
How's that make your denominator feel?

[Verse 2]
Think I'll surprise her
I can always depend on my great equalizer, yeah
I wanna grind (and grind)
And grind (and grind)
And grind (and grind)
And grind (lose your mind)

I kissed you once but will I kiss you again?
Be certain with sex and you'll always have friends
Your glands wanna freak, your hands wanna speak
And your mind slips away at the peak

[Bridge]
Time stops, the light goes on
A thundering head and no body
Washed up and woke up on the beach
Seaside breakfast, a tender egg on white sand

Legs long and tan without a break, even to the neck
Suddenly, simultaneously, an eclipse and a snowfall
Flakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silver
Burning little holes all the way to the marrow

Puckered flesh like avocado sags into a green pool
All the birds leave turquoise ruts across the velveeta sky
It's time to scream

[Outro]
I wanna be your number 1 lowest common denominator
(Number 1 lowest common denominator)
(Number 1 lowest common denominator)
(Number 1 lowest common denominator)