No 0ffense

[Intro: Big Gay]
It's just so matter-of-factly
Well hey there boys, it's your friend, Big Gay
Like what the fuck

[Chorus: mrgirl, Big Gay]
Now I found
If you get a little bit offended, you can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my cock!
I don't really mean it, I'm just sitting here and meming
Now I found
If you get a little bit offended, you can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my cock!
I don't really mean it, I'm just sitting here and meming

[Verse 1: mrgirl]
Anti-masker, anti-vaxxer, anti-maxxer, why can't I slapser?
I'm pro-Slimer, but I'm anti-Casper
I say important shit, but I'm spitting anti-matter
I was anti-Bush, now I'm anti-waxer
Shalem's pussy got that fucking Venus flytrap hair
I've been rubbing it five minutеs, she still ain't satisfied yet
And I caught hеr masturbating later, she didn't pass the vibe check

[Verse 2: Big Gay]
Your vibes are kinda off, why won't women ever suck my cock?
I'm as undesirable as marshmallows and Lucky Charms
Excuse me, but I don't mean no harm
I'm just lonely, so I masturbate exclusively with my left arm
Oh darn, I just remembered, like Pepperidge Farms
That I'm a homosexual, Big Gay, but a fat lard
My titties look like milk duds
A stud to a MILF son
I won't be like your daddy and go for a milk run

[Chorus: mrgirl, Big Gay]
Now I found
If you get a little bit offended, you can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my cock!
I don't really mean it, I'm just sitting here and meming
Now I found
If you get a little bit offended, you can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my cock!
I don't really mean it, I'm just sitting here and meming

[Verse 3: Big Gay]
Feeling horny?
Cause life is boring
Jerking off to, Finding Dory
I'd use my girlfriend, but she ignores me
I got a woody and I ain't talking Toy Story
I'm a narcissist, but when I fart, you sniff
What if I start to shit?
Probably drink my sharts, you bitch
Come on, Max, get up and lube me
Turn on a movie
I'm feeling like a cutie, go ahead and review me

[Verse 4: mrgirl]
Yo, it's Big Gay
Nice to meet you, I'm Lil Straight
Confused about my sexuality, maybe you can relate
I got your fucking sentence for the shit that gets me going (max)
And if you're on your period, I'll just use your colon
Ever since Ellen was straight and Elliot Page was gay
These pussies been telling me what I can and can't say
Yeah, go ahead, stay pissed
I'd feed off that hate, bitch
Now somebody go and get this fucking beat a rape kit

[Chorus: mrgirl, Big Gay]
Now I found
If you get a little bit offended, you can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my cock!
I don't really mean it, I'm just sitting here and meming
Now I found
If you get a little bit offended, you can hit me up on Twitter
You can suck on my cock!
I don't really mean it, I'm just sitting here and meming

[Outro: Big Gay]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We went from not gay to big gay, like, really quickly