Nissan Altima

[Intro]
Phew! What's up, big boy?
Ha, hahaha
King Thelonious
Ha, yeah
Hahaha, haha
Uh, skrrr

[Verse 1]
So what's the word then? (Hahaha)
It's only one thing, it's one thing, it's one thing for certain
I'm gon' be shit before y'all close the curtain (Doobie)
Not much on the exterior, not one to be inferior
The cuddly bear, the hair and stuff, she want me on interior
Redecorate it, I'ma take it to Vegas and get a residency
Get super rich and get to presidency
Like Jack Dempsey
Heart throbbing 'round the world like round robin
Head boppin' to my shit while I'm eatin' this damn ramen (Soup)
Uh, still talkin' (Ooh), shit in my Nissan

[Chorus]
Two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes
Two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes
Two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes
Yeah
And maybe we could vibe in it
I hate the word "vibe," bitches love it, this the times, ain't it?
Two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I know I said five but it's more like twenty-nine minutes

[Verse 2]
Time a man made, out there, so I do not confide in it
And I stopped for snacks, got the Takis with the lime in it
'Cause you know, how I do when I do what I do
I do, whatever I got to
Style different, niggas love to hate it like Mugatsu
So hot right now, them lights flash like Nosferatu
I'm jumpin' up off the stage, sweatin', pass the Gatorade
Nuggets [?] with the [?]
Five-four-three-two-one, I made it

[Chorus]
In my two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes
Two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes
In my two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes
Two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes

[Outro]
Hahahaha
Yeah
In my two-door, black coupe, slide in it
I'll be there in five minutes, I'll be there in five minutes