NINTENDxxx64

I don’t really like talking about this
And it’s probably better if i delete this
But you came up on my buddy list
So i’ll deal with the embarassment

I think you’re nice and i like your inflection
And whenever you speak i start to get an erection
And you pay me attention and you give me affection
Or i guess i just pretend because i need a connection

And every day i think about your name
And get distracted by it when i’m playing videogames
The thought of giving you brain while you’re so ashamed
Turns me on just like thinking about you in pain

You’d probably look fuckin adorable
Squirming in the back seat of a convertible
Uncomfortable nonconsensual
‘d say your eyes but your words were amicable

I guess i’m getting too ahead of myself
You probably don’t even like me not to mention yourself
Enough to send me all the pictures that i’d want to help
You take and then masturbate to, thinking how your body felt

I’m sorry what i’m really trying to say
Is that i’d really like to date you and i hope that youre gay
And if you’re not then that’s okay, cos i’ll change you one day
And if you are then i hope you’ll say you feel the same

And either way we can fuck it doesn’t mean anything
It’s 2012 we can fuck without a lisp or an earring
It’s 2012 so we should fuck you don’t wanna die as a virgin
We’re not twelve, you should tell the truth, i’m so horny