Nintendo King

[Verse 1]
Playin' Mario Party with my thots
Breakin' out the weed and the drink on the spot
It's lookin' like Player 3 can't be stopped
Because we goin' hard, every star, roll a blunt
Yeah, we goin' fifty turns, yeah we finna get crunk
For every game that's lost, we gon' make you take a bump
If you land on Bowser, then you take the panties off
If you land on Boo, better take that bra off
If you win the battle game, you can put it back on
But until then you gon' have to keep it off
We should roll again better hope you get a "9"
'Cause if you don't then that fuckin' star is mine
Extra coins, bonus stars, wow
Once this game finished, I'ma dick her down
Play again, I could go for one more round
Then play Double Dash, how does that sound?
Shit, Waluigi better sit his ass down
I like to play as Peach, so when I win you frown
Play against me, you know I'ma take the crown
And once we (when I) finish this, I'ma take that ass down

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King

[Bridge]
Tell me, girl, what should we play?
N64 or the Wii
GameCube or 3DS, please
Yeah, baby that's what I need
Tell me, girl, what should we play? ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King)
N64 or the Wii ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King)
GameCube or 3DS, please ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King)
Yeah, baby that's what I need ('Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo, King)
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
'Cause I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
Yeah, I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
Yeah, I'm the Nintendo King

[Verse 2]
Once the game stop, grab my cock
She said "Yup", then it got crazy
Turn that ass round, put it down
Grab the hair, she turned round
She said, "Zi, slay me"
I was like "Ugh", slapped that ass
Then it dab, I said "Oh yeah", then I went crazy
Then I went crazy
It must suck to be you, 'cause you can't be me
Just doin' the things I do, fuck you
Playin' my games, stayin' really far away from you, please
I'm sorry you can't do the things I do
Make the moves that I do
Motherfucker, fuck you
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