Ninja Defense

[Verse 1]
Homicides, suicides
Oh man, you fantasize
Warning signs, cries for help, can lives be spared?
Or speared
It appears my anger issues have even started to rub off on my cat
He sighs, it's weird
He attacks the smallest stuff, tiger all viscous
I carry a voodoo doll, not at all superstitious
Sometimes I just get a little stab-y
Stab-happy, stab-mad, is that bad?
Truth is, I'm jealous of that tabby
Cause he don't have to explain is actions, I do
First the counselors and priests, then police in courtrooms
Truth is, ya'll, I'm a little less than law-abiding
But I'm not that violent
Okay, only thing I was really lying about was thе voodoo doll
That shit about my cat was true
The shit about my past is too
And all I'm really asking is for onе little fast "boo-hoo"
Oh, is that too much?
I'll settle for letting some of your plasma loose
So let's see now, how much do you have to lose?

[Hook]
And I ain't here to hurt nobody, I just came to get down
(Down, down, down)
Drown my troubles in the Jameson
And keep the conversations profound
(Profound, f-f-found, found)
And I ain't here to hurt nobody, so what's up with the attitude?
(Attitude, attitude, attitude)
I ain't here to hurt nobody, but if I have to then I have to

[Verse 2]
But I don't think that defense will hold up, but we'll see
Jury of my peers, that's unlikely
I'm in a league of my own, your honor
And I don't see Madonna or Rosie O'Donnell on the panel
I'm like Obama as a panhandler, it's time for some change
Minus the campaign on every channel
Maybe U-dot-S-dot narcissist with the business model
Follow in the foot-stomps of Steve Jobs, bit the apple
But more new apps and new products than new jobs
So I collect unemployment that's ample, amble with my iPod
And my pot, and yeah right, God I wish
This grind is endless, no time to twist trees
Just load the bong fast as high-speed Comcast
In this world that's gone mad, you gots to have gonads
It's fantastic, that's sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell
In case you dim, I'll leave you lit up well
Smack you so hard it leave a welt
I'll wail on your ass, somebody tell Peter help
I don't even care

[Hook]
And I ain't here to hurt nobody, I just came to get down
(Down, down, down)
Drown my troubles in the Jameson
And keep the conversations profound
(Profound, f-f-found, found)
And I ain't here to hurt nobody, so what's up with the attitude?
(Attitude, attitude, attitude)
I ain't here to hurt nobody, but if I have to then I have to