Nike Shoe

[Verse 1]
There's a Nike shoe in my meter box
And I don’t know how it got there
It's been there far too long for me to not know
Anything about it
Other than it's a little bit shit

Don’t think I'd wear it out of my white brick house
That's rendered on the outside
It used to be brown and
No matter how loud I ever am

[Chorus]
The neighbours don't complain
Maybe they just don't like human contact
Maybe that's just me
Maybe I'm just far too in love with
Sitting on my own writing shit songs with the wrestling on
Someone told me it was fate
Asked how they'd be filled with so much hate

[Verse 2]
There’s a massive tree in front of my house
That a kid I’d used to play with's Mum
Said she climbed when she was young
And no matter how hard I ever tried
I’d only scrape the bark, maybe I'd make it up one branch

Or maybe some don't want to be climbed
Maybe we should take our time
Disconnect from the Wi-Fi
Only download all our porn between the hours 12 and 4

[Chorus]
And the neighbours can't complain
Even though they don’t like human contact
I know that's not me
I know I'm still far too in love with
Sitting on my own writing shit songs with the wrestling on
Someone told me it was fate
Asked how they were filled with so much hate

[Bridge]
"Give it a year, we'll come back better then"
That's all we ever said, and far too rarely read
Oh, The writing's on the wall
We've been through this before
We'll go through it again

[Refrain]
There's a Nike shoe in my meter box
And I don't know how it got there
It's been there far too long for me to not know
Anything about it
Other than it's a little bit shit

Don't think I'd wear it out of my white brick house
That's rendered on the outside
It used to be brown and
No matter how loud I ever am

[Chorus]
The neighbours don't complain
Maybe they just don't like human contact
Maybe that's just me
Maybe I'm just far too in love with
Sitting on my own writing shit songs with the wrestling on
Someone told me it was fate
Asked how they'd be filled with so much hate

[Bridge]
"Give it a year, we'll come back better then"
That's all we ever said, and far too rarely read
Oh, The writing's on the wall
We've been through this before
We'll go through it again