[Verse 1]
So let me preface this story I'm 'bout to tell
[?] this girl is fine, man, she cute as hell
Her smell, and her body, and her facial features
Bring 'em together, she always leavin' me speechless
So much I can't say hi
Feelin' like Fatlip, she keep on passin' me by
And I try, so you can call me Talib
But why would she notice when every other brother callin' dibs
Shucks, I don't even know her name
And this is why I decided to start this little game
And it's a little insane, you pro'bly don't care
I got a couple nicknames I think I got to share, like
One night stand, she leavin' me sober
I call her Valerie, because she won't come over
She's so sweet I call her Creaming Soda
Put a spring in my step, I gotta call her October
Hot like January, but, brother, she scary
I gotta call her Mel B
But man, she healthy, so I'm callin' her Zumba
You know I'd call her up if I only had her number, like
"What's good? How you doin'? Where you been?"
I think I need to notify the game's next of kin
Because you're killin' it, and Bryan Ferry said love is the drug
So open up the bum bag, I heard your dealin' it
But I ain't feelin' it when I'm standin' there
With the wilted rose, others dudes step up tellin' you to touch your toes
And ditch the clothes
Like you were a felon, [?] girl, you know you are
Been in love since the day that I noticed her
Murderer, you had me pushin' up daisies
I still want you to have my babies
Plus I heard the pussy's bald, gotta call it M-Phazes
What?
[Chorus]
Said, I don't even know your name
I really wanna get to know ya
I got this love that I need to show ya
[?] everythin' is all so lame
I just want you next to me
Girl, you're the best to me
[?]
[Verse 2]
Ayy
Look
Man, I saw her out
Last night, got home, couldn't sleep, call her Charlie
Thinkin' up nicknames like CeeLo, 'cause she gnarly
Or maybe Bob Marley, 'cause she goes so well with a joint
My ballerina, yeah, she so on point
But shit, I really need to stop obsessin', they're fish in the sea
And all those other love lessons handed down to me
Just so I could keep my head above water
While I'm tryna court your daughter, hopin' I don't disapoint her
Swear I only got eyes for her, she got legs for days
She could rule the Earth, I need to mend my ways
'Cause men might say, "You're out of your league"
But with her it's like I never even joined a team, you na'mean?
I gotta let her go
I'll never feel the same about another girl, man, but I can't let this grow
I need to break the chains
You know what they say, man, what's in a name?
[?]
[Chorus]
Said, I don't even know your name
I really wanna get to know ya
I got this love that I need to show ya
[?] everythin' is all so lame
I just want you next to me
Girl, you're the best to me
[?]