Nice Guys Finish Last

[Intro]
Now she's fallin' in love (Uh, yeah I got her)
Now she's fallin' in love (Yeah, right where I want her)
Now she's fallin' in love (Uh, yup, yeah)

[Verse 1]
And momma used to say
Be a gentleman, set the standard
Treat her like a diva, like her name was Amanda
Treat her to the fits and take trips to the park
Now you ain't gotta play Santa, just (Be nice)
Yup, now don't take this the wrong way
But if you take her out, it'll take you a long way
Buy a fancy dinner
She'll open up her legs like Shawn Jay
And she'll do it (Nice)
Yup, you won't believe yourself
Gettin' by off a little bit of wealth
Just pull back, show a little bit of stealth
Use tact when you feel you gotta (Be nice to her)
To obtain your main objective
Slippin' the private dick like a main detective
Workin' on the case now you can't make it obvious
That the chase is all about what's below her waist
Go the extra mile dog, open the door for her
That's more points all on ya scoreboard
And you could give her hard wood like a floorboard
But before you're there you gotta (Be nice to her)
Man I'm puttin' in, a whole lotta' work
Now this chick's gotta squirt, cuz I'm, not a jerk
Took her out for chinese, grabbed some rice after work
Girl we goin' to Mr. Chows (Oww!)
Yup, and that's what she exclaimed
I guess I'm sorta the one to blame
I guess I thought I would find some change
If I treated her like a dime, man (be nice to her)
R, E, S, P, E, C, T
Don't she know that I'm H to the A, R, D?
I call her that word, that starts with a B
And if you know the word then sing it with me (Bitch!)

[Outro]
He gets straight up played by this girl
He's thinkin' "After I've taken this girl here and there, I need to get my needs met"
So he goes over the girl's apartment, and the girl tells him like
"I look at you like, you know, a big brother, like a best friend"
Adam's like "What the f-?!"