Nice Guy

[Intro]
"You must be some important dude man like y'know that treatment
Like Dude."
"What does he mean dude? Dude ranch?"
*Laughing* "DUDE?"
"Oh, no no dude means uhm, nice guy dude means regular sort of person."

[Verse 1]
All I ever wanna be when I grow up is a really nice guy (A really nice guy!)
I'll be happy as can be like the buddha on MD
And I'll get so high (Really high!)

[Chorus]
Don't you wanna grow up too?
Think of all the things that we could do
You know darlin'
I'm not a nice guy tonight

[Verse 2]
All I ever wanna be when I grow up is a really sick dude (A really sick dude!)
I'll be ever so polite to everyone in sight
You know I'll never be rude (I'll never be rude!)

[Chorus]
Don't you wanna grow up too?
Think of all the things that we could do
You know darlin'
I'm not a nice guy tonight

[Bridge]
Soon I'll cut my hair and get a job
(get a job!)
All I wanna do now is be a slob
(gimme some doritos!)
FUCK YOU!
Get me some cheese
FUCK YOU
Grate it all over my doooriiitoooos

[Verse 1]
All I ever wanna be when I grow up is a really nice guy (A really nice guy!)
I'll be happy as can be like the buddha on MD
And I'll get so high (Really high!)

[Chorus]
Don't you wanna grow up to
Think of all the things that we could do
You know darlin'
I'm not a nice guy tonight

[Outro]
FUCK YOU!