Next New Thing

I stopped drinkin’ light beer
Started mixin’ me some whiskey and coke
I gave up cigarettes ‘cause I found me somethin’ better to smoke
I quit that local bar
‘Cause I found me a honky tonk scene
I’m just a good ol’ boy lookin’ for the next new thing

I ain’t a do right
Walk the line
Nine to five same routine
Hell I’m an all night
Bonafide good time know what I mean
I’m just a good ol’ boy lookin’ for the next new thing

Said the neighbors called the cops last night ‘bout a quarter to three
Here come the headlights up the drive
Blue lights lookin’ for me
Oh he said “buddy whatcha doin’”
I said “don’t you throw your book at me”
I’m just a good ol’ boy lookin’ for the next new thing

Lord I ain’t a do right
Walk the line
Nine to five same routine
Hell I’m an all night
Bonafide good time know what I mean
I’m just a good ol’ boy lookin’ for the next new thing

I ain’t a do right
Walk the line
Nine to five same routine
Hell I’m an all night
Bonafide good time know what I mean
I’m just a good ol’ boy lookin’ for the next new thing

Hey I’m just a good ol’ boy
Lookin’ for the next new thing