News Flash Skit

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And here's one for the cylindrical file
Rap star Spice 1, or a.k.a. Black Bossalini, Fetty Chico Shiznilty—uh, uh, Shiznilty or whatever the fuck that ghetto Ebonics sleazy shit is—has come down with album number six, Immortalized. Now, he's currently on felony probation for multiple gun charges, get this, two in Los Angeles, three in Oakland, one in St. Louis, and one in Minnesota. Fetty Chico says, quote, "He's tryin' to be cool but these bitch ass niggas is hatin'," unquote. Now, the judge said Fetty Chico can't even be caught with a sharp toothpick or his ass is through with money. This is Dirk Diggler reporting from outside the Alameda County courthouse. Back to you, Bob