New York City Moms

New York City moms
Nobody waits longer than New York City moms
Delayed conception, hmm
Scheduled C-section
Held off in that department
'Til they got themselves a two-bedroom apartment
Had to wait 'til they made partner
To pull the goalie with their partner

Bumps pokin' out of Eileen Fisher
Judged by their husband's out-of-town sister

But they're all doin' mighty fine
Squeakin' it in under nature's stupid deadline
Gray-bies having babies, they’re New York City moms
(Ba doo, ba doo, doo, doo, doo)

Nеw York City moms
Nobody gets more scans than New York City moms
Walkin 'round sippin' on green juicе
Googling "Is it safe to dye your roots?"
Spent their twenties in a disco
Still younger than moms in San Francisco
Because kids weren't exactly the mission
When you've got a shower in the kitchen

With an assist from modern medicine
Finally catching up to Clooney, Jagger and Letterman

But they're all doin' mighty fine
Squeakin' it in under nature's stupid deadline
Full-grown ladies, havin' babies
Wombs in the game as long as Tom Brady
They're New York City moms