New Year, New Me (with Steph Curry)

[Intro]
Last name Curry
First name Steph
Helping me out
Turning me into the best

[Verse 1]
He said
"First things first these water bottles gotta go"
I said "Why?"
And he said
"Don't you love the ocean, bro?"

He then whipped out the Brita Stream so beautifully
"Fills quickly," he said
And it pours immediately

So he poured two glasses
And we both said cheers
Time to move on
Yes, it was time to face my fears

[Verse 2]
"Instead of eating pizza
Why not try a healthy snack?"
I said "Cause' pizza is delicious
And healthy food is whack"

He introduced me to some veggies
And some salad in a bowl
"It actually tasted good
Even though it hurt my soul"

Then he made me exercise
Which I had never done before
We did some weird drills
And they made me very sore

[Verse 3]
Then we did some tai chi
I've always been a fan
Didn't know what I was doing
But I felt more like a man

Then he had me make a present
That would make my girl blush
And we cleaned my place
Made it tidy in a rush

Then I sat with my beloved
With a candle lit meal
Then he gave me a wink (ding!)
'Cause he knew I made her feel
Amazing

[Hook] x2
First name Stephen
Last name Curry
He came into my life
Now everything is less blurry

Oh, Steph Steph Curry
Steph Curry Curry
Steph Steph

Helpin' me out
Turning me into the best best