New tony lamas

I went down to the boot store
To get me a new pair of Tony Lama Boots
They had a real good shine
You know they looked real fine, with my cowboy suit
So I went down there to Billy Bob's, you see
To pick up on some long-legged mama
Yeah, I was lookin' good, the way a cowboy should
In my new Tony Lamas

Well, I asked this girl to dance
I might've had a buzz
An' I told her I knew
What color her underwear was
She said: "Man, you can't do that."
"Oh," I said: "They're baby-blue, and I promise
"'Cause I've seen their reflection
"In my new Tony Lamas."

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
My new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
I seen their lovely reflection
In my new Tony Lamas

Well, I was minding my own business
Like a cowboy does
This girl walked up an' I told her I knew
What color her underwear was
She looked at me like a cow lookin' at a new gate
An' I said: "They're hot pink and I promise
"'Cause you walked by, an' they sorta caught my eye
"In my new Tony Lamas."

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
My new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
Yeah, you walked by, they kinda caught my eye
In my new Tony Lamas

Well, it was gettin' kind of late
And I know I had a buzz
This girl walked up an' I told her I knew
What color her underwear was
She said: "I'm not wearing any."
An' I said: "That's really good 'cause I promise
"For a minute there, I thought I had a big ol' crack
"In my new Tony Lamas."

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas.)
I love my brand new, spankin' pair of spankin' Tony Lamas, (Tony Lamas.)
Yeah, for one minute, there, I thought I had a big ol' crack
In my new Tony Lamas

Yee haw
Thank you