New Salty Dog

If-a you don't shake you won't get no cake, you ol' salty dog
You old salty dog, now baby, you salty dog

You gonna keep on hangin' around, you old salty dog
Gonna keep on hangin' and take into town, you salty dog

Well, come in here, you shut that door, you old salty dog
He got shot with a .44, you old salty dog

Got a brand new pistol and a box of balls, you old salty dog
Gonna shoot that woman just to see her fall, you salty dog

You stuck those stitches in the forks and knives, you old salty dog
He dug those 'tatoes with the pocket knife, you old salty dog

I'm goin' to town, hurry back, you old salty dog
I'm gonna show your peoples how to ball the jack, you old salty dog

She got good jelly and she sells it high, you old salty dog
I know hit's something that a man can buy, you old salty dog

Twenty-five cents is her regular price, you old salty dog
Says, fifty cents, you can buy it twice, you salty dog

She pulls her dress up above her knees, you old salty dog
She shakes her shimmy to who she please, you old salty dog