NEW MAC PRO SONG (WWDC 2019) is the annual song by Jonathan Mann/Song a Day about WWDC 2019, with lyrics based off tweets by the Apple/tech community.
[Intro]
Shit yes, Siracusa is dead
Fuck you, here's your Mac Pro
The new Mac Pro's a box, yes
That display too, though
[Verse]
Holy shit, the Mac Pro is back
The real Mac Pro is back
Apple's new Mac Pro allows Logic to have
Lots and lots and lots of audio tracks
Double the terraflops
Triple the bigly figlys
The new Mac Pro has wheels
New Mac Pro, it's so shiny
[Pre-Chorus]
The new Mac Pro doesn't look like a trash can anymore
It looks like a cheese grater
Um, actually, my Mac Pro from 2011 says hello
And I've personally been a "return to cheese grater" agitator
[Chorus]
Shit yes, Siracusa is dead
Fuck you, here's your Mac Pro
The new Mac Pro's a box, yes
That display too, though
Shit yes, Siracusa is dead
Fuck you, here's your Mac Pro
The new Mac Pro's a box, yes
That display too, though