New Jersey Exit

Due to acne
Due to heavy metal
Due to Fread and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles
New Jersey exit
Suzy's got the flue
Maybe this will clear up her sinuses
She's got nothing better to do

Your kids are having a gas in the garage

Daddy comes home
To the kiddie circus:
"Charlie! Get out of that car!"
"Sorry dad, got rigor mortis!"

Your kids are having a gas in the garage

Is something's pretty much dead
You might as well shoot it
What will this do to car insurance?
How 'bout the family unit?
Seven at a time, death extravaganza
Little Joe and Hoss, never did this on Bonanza

Your kids are having a gas in the garage