Never Trust a Man Like Me

(Baa-baa-baa)

I once had a big fight with the one they call Lucifer
It was a tug of war, he got mad at my light
And didn’t know what I called him a loser for

I took his sheep and stole his girl
Though I could never quite get used to her
Describe the madness you see, and they call you crazy

Never trust a man like me
(Baa-baa-baa)

Step back in time through stone
They call you righteous, but I thought you left us
Statues and columns dance
When you stroke them from the ruins

And give them a chance
I am a tumbleweed, that’s my undoing
The dust of John Henry’s seed
But you’rе a lamb and i’ll make you bleed

Never trust a man likе me
(Baa-baa-baa)

Captain America had much less hysteria
After they stabilized him
‘Cause he saw Esau by the see saw
With the man in Arkansas dressed in blue again

Captain courageous’ flaw was too contagious
For his next of kin
So he shaved and he shed his skin

Never trust a man like me
(Baa-baa-baa)