“Never Nude” Scene

Michael: So, how’s it going with you and Tobias?

Lindsay: It’s not working. And it’s why I wanted her help with my credit card debt. I’m trying to take at least some of the pressure off this marriage. And if anything, it’s worse, now we’re sharing a bedroom.

Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?

Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs weren’t exactly a turn-on.

Michael: (Whispering.) Yeah, what’s the deal with the cutoffs?

Lindsay: You’ve got to promise not to tell anyone this.

Michael: Okay.

Lindsay: He’s a never-nude.

Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?

Cutaway

Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked, even when alone.

Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Doctor #1: Oh, I’m sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.

Tobias: I am completely undressed.

End cutaway

Michael: I thought he just liked cut-offs.

Lindsay: Me, too.