[Verse 1]
We're no strangers to love-aa
Well most of us except for Mike
He's fairly ripped and he's super smart
But for some reason very socially awkward
[Pre-Chorus]
I see Michael crying while he's eating
When I try to talk to him he pretends that he's dead
[Chorus]
I'm pretty sure that Mike has not
Ever had sex before
One time he touched a boob and passed out
Whenever I set Mike up
With a nicе guy or girl
He says "Hi I'm Mike" then hе pretends to pass out
[Outro]
(Spoken)
I've had a really nice time ton- oh my god
(incoherent mumbles)
Holy shit I can't hear you can speak up?
Pay for the drinks
Never gonna Mike you Mike was written by Tom Cardy.
Tom Cardy released Never gonna Mike you Mike on Tue Feb 01 2022.