Never Ever Going to the Nether

[Intro]
Do you remember when we woke up (umm, not really)
Already felt like I had enough (Ohh why?)
We hadn't played survival in a month (Then you said)
Why don't we try hard (What?)

You set up the IP and then you said (Come Join Me!)
We found obsidian in like a day ('Cause were so)
Fricking good at surviving in this game (But then we)
Built a portal, the noises they aren't cool

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
We went to light it up last night but
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
This time, I'm scared of just walking though

[Chorus]
We, are never ever ever
Going to the nether
We, are never ever ever
Going to the nether

I heard there were pigman and lots of
Soulsand that slows you down
So we, are never ever ever ever, going to the nether
Say, do you think they have Christmas in the nether?

[Verse]
You say i'm being stupid and let's try (not to die)
Going through the purple late at night (and you try)
Making up excuses all the time
But there's too many creepers out here
Justgo though the damn thing

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
We went to light it up last night but
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
This time, I'm scared of just walking though

[Chorus]
We, are never ever ever, going to the nether
We, are never ever ever, going to the nether
I heard there were pigman and lots of
Soulsand that slows you down
So we, are never ever ever ever, going to the nether

[Bridge]
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooooooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Skit]
So we got to the other side of the portal and it
Just rubbish! we, pretty much died straight away with that
Stupid white thing floping around in the air
Spiting at us like things explode

I mean the lack of creepers is pretty cool
But, and there's a glowstone on the celling
But of course you can't get to it so
What the hell does the netherrack do anyways?
This is crap!

[Chorus]
We, are never ever ever
Going to the nether
We, are never ever ever
Going to the nether

I heard there were pigman and lots of
Soulsand that slows you down
So we, are never ever ever ever
Going to the nether

[Outro]
I said never ever ever
Going to the nether
We, should have never ever ever
Going to the nether
I have the color purple and the
Noises freak me out
So we, are never ever ever again, going to the nether
(Cup of tea anyone?)