Never Coming Back

[Intro]
She reeled me in just like a fish
I was hooked on every wish
I was placed upon a dish
Served up like a meal
It left me feeling crap
She’s never coming back

[Verse 1]
I was glazed and pickled raw
Drunken mostly on the floor
I was trained to give my paw
Like a begging dog
I fell apart and cracked
She’s never coming back

[Chorus]
She must have been a nice girl once upon a time
And her father must have loved her
But I quickly discovered
That she must have been a nice girl before she lost her mind
I’m glad she’s never coming back

[Verse 2]
Where she’s gone to I don't care
Someone else can say her hair
Is looking great in real despair
I crumbled like a cake
The whole affair just stank
She’s never coming back

[Chorus]
She must have been a nice girl once upon a time
But I quickly discovered
That she looked no good in rubber
And she must have been a nice girl before she lost her mind
I’m glad she’s never coming back
Yeah, I'm glad she's never coming back

[Bridge]
Her underwear would always droop
She worked her way through all the group
Inside she was chicken soup
But drink made it all seem
Just like a lovely dream
She’s never coming back