Netherlands Gay

[Verse 1]
Germany's a place where gayness lives
Everyone in England's into kids
Everyone you meet in Europe is
Stupid, it's good shit

Nobody respects the Frenches
No one even knows what the Welsh is
No one ever goes to Wales cause
It sucks can we just

[Pre-Chorus]
Finish finish
All the fuckin' Finnish off
And take all of their fish with us
I don't like em very much
At least they're not the Swiss, Swiss
All so fuckin' rich, rich
Go to war you bitch, bitch
I don't know much but I know this

[Chorus]
The Netherlands gay
But not as much as Sweden is and Norway
Who's not as gay as the Danes
Luxembourg sounds like it is someone's name
Who's ve-re-ry gay
The men in Iceland are getting boned
Every day
Cause they love letting men come in their face
They do every day

[Verse 2]
Nothing is good about Belarus
Everyone in Georgia's into dudes
What's the best place to receive nudes
It's the EU

Croations are fuckin' dumb
The Asians took over Belgium
No one knows about Kosovo
Why they mad?
I don't know

[Pre-Chorus]
Cyprus is shit
And so is Monaco
Why don't Montenegro
Change their name it's so racist
And the Polish are gimps, gimps
Irish are all chimps, chimps
Austrians throw shrimps, shrimps
On the Barbie
I just know

[Chorus]
The Netherlands gay
But not as much as Holland is every day
They do whatever is gay
Latvia's even gayer than is Ukraine
Because Slovenia's gay
Or was it Slovakia, who really knows?
Bulgaria's gay
Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS
So do Albains

[Bridge]
Portugal isn't into girls
Everyone in Hungary
Is hungry for a set of balls
Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs
Lichtenstein soungs like a Jewish guy
That really loves cocks
And up in Turkey
They're fuckin' Armenia with the help of Greece
Greece is gayer than the average Estoni
And Italy is like Bulgaria but gayer than the San Marines
Azerbaijan finds gay things really fun
Moldova always bends over for the Maltanis
But none of these are as gay as Vatican City

[Chorus]
...Gay
Czech Republic is gayer than Lithuania
Which is gayer than Spain
The moniker for Monaco is "We're gay"
Andorra is gay
Romania's gay
But Macedonia is gayer than they
Fuckin' Russia is gayer than all those places
It's full of apes