NERD!

[Intro]
Hello, kids
Today, we're going to sing and dance about school
We're going to teach you how to be smart
Just do everything I do and you'll go to Yale or Princeton
Or one of those big colleges
Alright, listen up now

[Chorus]
I'm a NERD! like Greg Heffley
I'm a turd, you can flush me
I'm a NERD! 37 ACT
I'm a turd, pretty smelly

[Verse 1]
Got an A plus on my math test
Every day I come to school best dressed
On my tests I get 100 I never guess
And I’ve never lost a game of chess
Yeah I’m a NERD! I wear big glasses
I love school and I attend my classes
I know everything I can define molasses
It’s thick dark syrup produced by
Boiling down juice from sugar cane
Especially during sugar refining

[Chorus]
I'm a NERD! like Greg Heffley
I'm a turd, you can flush me
I'm a NERD! 37 ACT
I'm a turd, pretty smelly

[Verse 2]
I’m a NERD! yeah, I play Mario
Yeah, yeah, with my bro
I don't have a bro, that is a lie
I didn't mean to lie, I am just a bad guy
Mmm, no I'm not
This is a freestyle and this is pretty bad
I'm a NERD! yeah, yeah
I'm a NERD!
I'm a NERD! yeah, yeah
I'm a NERD!

[Chorus]
I'm a NERD! like Greg Heffley
I'm a turd, you can flush me
I'm a NERD! 37 ACT
I'm a turd, pretty smelly

[Verse 3]
37 ACT is not possible
Yeah, I am just that good at NERD!ing out on the clout
Yeah, this is bad
I'm a NERD!
Just remember that I'm a NERD!

[Outro]
Just follow those tips and you'll be a NERD! like me