Neck Cutter

[Intro]
*Phone ring*
"Hello?"
"Neck cutter"
"Pardon?"
"Neck cutter"
"Who is this?"
"Neck cutter"
"Who do you wish to speak with?"
"Your neck"
"What? Hello?"
"Neck cutter, neck cutter, neck cutter, neck cutter, neck cutter"

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Little Miss Muffet, oh, she never had a clue
Of the psychopathic wicked clown was finna do
Creeping through the backyards underneath the moon
Only three blocks away, the joker looney toon
Listen to the loon, listen to the pain
Listen to the onе they call the Violent J Insanе
Watch me as I duck and I dash through the night
I can see the shadows of the moon in my butcher knife
Pretty little world has created this monster
See me living with a dead body in a dumpster
Laughing in your castle but I can't cross your moat
But then I take a boat and cut your fucking throat
Well, now I'm getting closer so I crawl under a house
I'm waiting for the car to pass and then I crawl back out
Another block down, just a little ways to go
*Phone ring* "Hello?"

[Chorus: Violent J]
I'm the neck cutter and I'm two blocks away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm two blocks away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm two blocks away
J, J, Violent J
I'm the neck cutter and I'm two blocks away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm two blocks away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm two blocks away
J, J, Violent J

[Verse 2: Violent J]
I can hear the crickets and the creatures of the night
You can hear me drag my foot and scrape my butcher knife
I can hear the owl as it chirps a wicked tune
You can hear the loons, the loons, the loons
Listen to the little pitter-patter of my feet
As I howl like a dog and I'm running down the street
Hiding in the trees, hiding in the bushes
You're sitting on your couch, and I'm underneath your cushions
Stab you in the back of the head, why not?
Your little governor has taken everything I got
I can't feed a family, I can't feed a dog
So I cut your fucking head off, hey
Wickey, wickey jokers and you know we show improve
Jumping over roof tops, juggalugga move
Tell me, have you ever seen a ghetto freak show?
*Phone ring* "Hello? Hello?"

[Chorus: Violent J]
I'm the neck cutter and I'm one block away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm one block away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm one block away
Dre, Dre, Awesome Dre
I'm the neck cutter and I'm one block away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm one block away
I'm the neck cutter and I'm one block away
Dre, Dre, Awesome Dre

[Verse 3: Awesome Dre]
I'm here motherfucker so fear the neck cutter
I don't stutter I will cut up your little brother like butter
Take a part of his arteries, fuck it, you shouldn't have started me
Dismember his body send you the brain from his lobotomy
I'm cutting necks call me Ack The Ripper
A hatchet attack maniac, the axe gripper
You Jack tripper, I'm a gorilla yea I'm that bigger
I'll cut your neck I don't have to pull that trigger
Bodies stacked up from year to year
A psychopathic loon cutting necks from ear to ear
I'm running wild on the street, look like a hatchet man charm
On a mission head hacking doing damage and harm
Bring doom as I loom over you in your room
Asking you what the fuck do you want on your tomb
Blood spray any day, then I'll stalk my prey
Neck cutter motherfucker
("Here's")
Awesome Dre