Naughty List

[Intro]
(Cyfal)

[Verse 1: Fresh Zaza]
My songs are better than ZK
I'm fuckin' a bitch in pre-K
My songs come off of eBay
I really need a big titty ho from Chile
I'm fuckin' a chick made of gingerbread
Me and your mom are in the bed
Your sister is now inbred
I don't know what I meant, I got hit in the head
I got a mall Santa on top of my penis
I'm finna be goin' directly to Venus
World's biggest nerd, I be callin' up Guinness
Your girly and I got a dick in between us
My legal name is Alberta L. Pickleton
He was speakin' up smack, so I crippled him
My right testicle is made of silicon
You talkin' smack, but you look like a pelican

[Chorus: Fresh Zaza]
It's Christmas, so we're getting presents
My great uncle just sent a message
My balls are measured in a percentage
Your mother just had a miscarriage
Ayy, it's finally Christmas
I'm getting no bitches
You talkin' shit, I'll give you stitches
The coffee machine is where I stick it
I had sex with a dog
I'm gonna go nut in a log
You know I sip on eggnog
My right ball looks like a frog
It's the season to get naughty
I'm pulling up on your shawty
Milk and cookies, I'm feeling jolly
I saw Santa, but I think he saw me

[Verse 2: Scalladosis]
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Like a fuckin' geologist (Get it? Ha-ha-ha)
Very much like the winter weather outside
I got some ice on my wrist
I eat that ass like a Christmas turkey
This time of year is so damn perky
Can't fuck with me, I am so quirky
Out in the snow, and she wanna jerk me
Fuckin' yo' girl, bumping Deck the Halls
Christmas decorations and shit all on my walls
Wasted off eggnog, she lickin' my balls
Look at how every snowflake falls, ayy

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3: Fresh Zaza]
I'm dripped up, not talkin' wet
Zero hoes inside the bed
Fucked your mom inside a shed
My cock and balls are really red
I'm so dripped up that I'm freezing
My balls are stuck to the ceiling
'Cause that shit is very pleasing
And your mom's ass is what I'm eating
I'm on the super naughty list
Fuckin' a bitch in the abyss
My lines are cheesy like it's Swiss
Makin' a hit 'cause I never miss
I use shampoo on my balls
Doin' your mother in the mall
I'll stick my dick inside the wall
I'm dripping in the overalls

[Chorus: Fresh Zaza]
It's Christmas, so we're getting presents
My great uncle just sent a message
My balls are measured in a percentage
Your mother just had a miscarriage
Ayy, it's finally Christmas
I'm getting no bitches
You talkin' shit, I'll give you stitches
The coffee machine is where I stick it
I had sex with a dog
I'm gonna go nut in a log
You know I sip on eggnog
My right ball looks like a frog
It's the season to get naughty
I'm pulling up on your shawty
Milk and cookies, I'm feeling jolly
I saw Santa, but I think he saw me, ayy