NATURAL DISASTER

[Chorus: txlenn]
I’m as sweet as cotton candy
But you don’t know I’m a sugary psycho
I was born a monster
Naturally a disaster
Natural disaster

[Verse 1: txlenn]
When life gives me lemons, I’ll squeeze them on your wounds
And I’ll chew on your skin cause your hurt’s my favorite food
I’m a big bad maniac
Give this dog a bone
Don’t look at me or talk
Leave me the fuck alone
Do I love or do I hate?
Bitch I don’t fucking know
But I know I entertain
And I’m putting on a show
What is it that you love about me?
Gotta let me know
So I can do the complete opposite
And leave you feeling low

[Interlude: txlenn, elryc]
Are you low?
Are you low?
I don’t know
Here we go

[Verse 2: elryc]
Born a walking missile
Ready to go off now
When the kite string pops
Bitch call me Pogo the Clown
Candy criminal
My regret is minimal
Cunt couture, want some more
If you don’t like me there’s the door
Compared to my lifestyle
Your whole life is futile
Creeping on my floor like a motherfucking reptile
Natural disaster
Your heart’s beating faster
Better take cover from my fucking candy blaster

[Bridge: elryc, txlenn, txlenn & elryc]
Ooh!
(I’m hungry)
(Gimme some sugar)
Give me some sugar, give me some sugar
Give me some sugar, give me some sugar

[Chorus: txlenn & elryc, txlenn, elryc]
I’m as sweet as cotton candy
But you don’t know I’m a sugary psycho
I was born a monster
Naturally a disaster
Natural disaster
(Natural disaster)
Natural disaster!

[Pre-Chorus: txlenn, elryc]
I’m so hot people think I took the substance
But they don’t know I’m a
Natural disaster!
(Oh my god!)
Oh my god, we gotta get the fuck out of here!

[Breakdown Chorus: txlenn & elryc]
So invading, entertaining
Don’t you think so?
Bitch, well I know so
I was born a monster
Naturally a disaster
Natural disaster

[Outro: txlenn, elryc]
I’m still so hungry
But we killed everyone here already
Let’s go somewhere else
(Ahahaha)