Natsuki VS Yuri Rap Battle

*Door opens*

Yuri: Hello Natsuki

Natsuki: Oh hey Yuri

Yuri: I just wanted to congratulate you!

Natsuki: Congratulate me? For what?

Yuri: For being voted the worst girl in our game!

Natsuki: Excuse me?! Where did you hear that?!

Yuri: Oh you know..Like all over the internet?

Natsuki: Look Yuri, I don't have time to deal with your shit. I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm actually quite popular around here!

Yuri: Oh, is that so?

Natsuki: Yeah. StrawberrySana even has me as her icon, see?

Yuri: Strawberry who? Anyway, why don't we have a little competition? Like a poetry battle, to see how many fans prefer me over you

Natsuki: Fine! Bring it EDGELORD!

Natsuki: Who's the cutest Doki ever?

Natsuki: Natsuki of course!

Natsuki: Manga is more lit than this Markov loving WHORE!

Natsuki: You can NEVER beat my cupcakes!

Natsuki: Cutting's all you can manage!

Natsuki: After I'm done with you, you're gonna need another
Bandage!

Natsuki: This EDGY wannabe is a ZERO out of TEN!

Natsuki: While everyone ADORES me..

Natsuki: Why don't you go fuck a pen?

Natsuki: So your body is thicc...

Natsuki: But your face makes me VOMIT!

Natsuki: See your character is boring!

Natsuki: "And here's some more tea!"

Natsuki: You're an obsessive SLUT!

Natsuki: Who's got NO ounce of talent!

Natsuki: Bitch go have a nice weekend!

Natsuki: All alone with your knife BENT!

Natsuki: Your boobs are so FAKE!

Natsuki: Just like your personality!

Natsuki: Plus, Sana loves me the most!

Natsuki: Welcome to my reality! (Just Natsuki)

Natsuki: Everyone agrees my treats are the best!

Natsuki: You can't have a bit
Natsuki: But you can take a STAB to the CHEST!

Natsuki: Your creepy freaky eyes probably can't even see

Natsuki: That the winner of this rap battle..
Natsuki: Is just NATSUKI!!

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Yuri: You say you want to fight me..

Yuri: Can you even reach my neck...?

Yuri: Papa's not the only one who'll put your bratty ass in check..

Yuri: You're flatter than a washboard..

Yuri: All you even do is bake!

Yuri: I think we all agree you being born was a mistake!

Yuri: Your poems aren't cute..

Yuri: Bitch can you even read??

Yuri: You really think your're better than me?

Yuri: HONEY PLEASE

Yuri: I'm a Yandere Queen!

Yuri: And you're Tsundere GARBAGE!

Yuri: ...My tits are probably bigger than your brain!
Yuri: Just being honest!

Yuri: Go look under a vending machine to find cents!

Yuri: You're just a tiny pink twig!

Yuri: Whose neck snaps in suspense!

Yuri: You're an annoying little girl..

Yuri: And you got daddy issues!

Yuri: Your poems make my eyes bleed
Yuri: I'm gonna need tissues!

Yuri: You may be Sana's best girl..

Yuri: That doesn't bother me a bit!

Yuri: Who reads Parfait Girls?

Yuri: Are you tryin' to get hit?!

Yuri: So you've got cooking skills..
Yuri: Bitch I really don't care

Yuri: If you're starving for attention...

EAT MONIKA'S HAIR!!!

*Giggle*

Monika: Did someone say Monika?