[Intro]
Dude, guess what today is?
W-what's today, dude? What are you doing?
Holy fuck (Yeah?), it's National Alaska Day (Oh my God)
H-happy National Alaska Day (Dude, polar bears are totally my spirit animal, I love polar bears; I love penguins, I really love penguins)
Dude, it's— it's also Elon Musk's birthday today, yeah
Oh, look at this guy, this guy likes Elon Musk, this guy really likes Elon Musk (Nobody **** cares, what the **** is wrong with you?)
Why don't you marry him, yeah? (Can you shut the **** up?)
[Verse]
I kinda miss it
Making cheap small talk and getting sad when you get distant
But what's the difference?
I saw you and him, you look great, girl, it's me that I hate right now
I'm getting older by the minute
Losing my touch, I'm just not with it, no
It doesn't matter how you spin it
I saw that picture, I'm not in it, I know
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
(I fucking hate you)
[Instrumental]
[Outro]
Oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh
Da-da-da, da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
I can't remember when we last spoke, it's not like anyone's counting
The days or the weeks or the months and, fuck it, I'm lost again
Am I over my head to say if I could do it again, I would?
I'd replay every day, every second, every choice, every regret I had
And I saw you yesterday
The way you held him, you looked so happy
How could I be mad at that?
national alaska day was written by willowind.
national alaska day was produced by willowind.
willowind released national alaska day on Fri Aug 16 2024.