Name Is Decaf

(intro) um hi, my name is Matthew but you can just call me Decaf, i am obviously here to tell you my life story, well when young, mybdad told m my mom was a slut and died with milk in her mouth, because a cow fell on her

[Man] by milk you mean sperm

Shut the fuck up

Anyways 3 years later i saw my mom walk out of the closet tied up with with three knifes in her pussy. i grabbed that knife licked
The cum off the blade and put that knife down her throat, found a magnum on the gound, put it to my brain and said "goodbye to dada"

[Man] bull shit, then how are you still alive

FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH

[Gun] Bang Bang

Bleed bitch

I will see the rest of you tonight