N.E.S.

[Verse 1]
Up up down down left right left right
Then B, A, Start the screen goes white
Its the cracker - YTCracker, the Game Genie
8-bits with the 8-inch weenie
I don't break bricks, I'm not Mario
But I'm still old school like Atari, yo
I'm the highly freestyly Dr. Wily
Beat me three times then you win a smiley

Underground like the sewer where I kick it with Raph'
Yodel back Ninja Turtles cowabunga where you at
Jump on the cannon - the bricks where I'm landin'
Gotta get the triforce gotta beat Gannon
They called him the wizard in California
Power Glove on my wrist just had to warn ya
Pitter patter on the Power Pad Track and Field
Or be like Ryu's dad and get your chest peeled

[Hook]
Nerdrap entertainment system
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Nerdrap entertainment system
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Nerdrap entertainment system
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Nerdrap entertainment system
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[Verse 2]
In between neighboorhood laser taggin'
We'd all get together for some Double Dragon
Helicopter kick bobo off the roof
Have all his henchmen like "what the hoof?"
Then wed butt heads with battletoads
Double tapping right to run at foes
Sometimes I'd hit em with the double fist
Then pop those rats just like a cyst

It kinda sucks now cuz my nes blinks red
I blow and blow but all my games are dead
Thank god for ROMs and Nesticle
Played at every geek rap festival
This is the nerdrap entertainment system
And I hope you like the rhyme I spit
'Cause the ytcracker stay nerd forever
If you wanna repeat just hit reset

[Hook]
Nerdrap entertainment system
Please press start on controller two
Nerdrap entertainment system
Please press play on your system too
Nerdrap entertainment system
Please press start on controller two
Nerdrap entertainment system
Please press play on your system too