Mystery Action

My baby got mystery action
Well, she lookin' like a fatal attraction

So I call her on the telephone
Say, "Won't you come on 'round?"
It's cold out, so we're staying at home
I gotta say out loud

Battery-operated
She got flashin' lights
Push button-activated
She got no time for fussin' and fights

She's not recommended by a problem page
For children under three years of age
She's never far way, but she's always outta sight

Yeah baby, I'm your Mister Reaction
My mind is achin', and it's missing a fraction

Now you're doing what you always do
Bump and go and scream
You don't know where you're going to
Or even where you've been

Battery-operated
With a beep-beep sound
Push button-activated
You'll never catch her runnin' around

She don't try to be like a TV star
Her mystery action won't go that far
The way she's acting is a mystery to me

[Guitar solo]

My baby got a mystery action
Well, she's lookin' like a fatal attraction

So I call her on the telephone
Say, "Won't you come on 'round?"
It's cold out, so we're staying at home
I gotta say out loud

Battery-operated
She got flashin' lights
Push button-activated
She got no time for fussin' and fights

She don't try to be like a TV star
Her mystery action won't go that far
The way she's acting is a mystery to me
The way she's acting is a mystery to me
The way she's acting is a mystery to me