My Vag

[Verse 1]
My vag like a operatic ballad
Yo' vag like grandpa's cabbage
And my vag effortless
Yo' vag post ads on Craigslist
My vag squirt aloe vera
Yo' vag look like Tony Danza
My vag like tasting heaven
Yo' vag manages a 7-Eleven
Yo, my vag make ya girl panties cream
Yo' vag spreads hepatitis C
And my vag a chrome Range Rover
Yo' vag hatchback, '81 Toyota
Yo, my vag Harvard Law School
Yo' vag Apex Technical
My vag speak five different languages
And told yo' vag, "Bitch, make me a sandwich"
Yo, my vag feel like winning the lottery
Yo' shit got turned down from eHarmony
My vag won Best Vag
Yo' vag won Best Supporting Vag (Yep)

[Hook]
It's time that we let the world know (Yo, yeah, what)
Bitch, ya vag look like Janet Reno (Janet Reno)
Awkwafina's a genius (What)
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
It's time that we let the world know (Yeah, yo)
Bitch, ya vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

[Verse 2]
Yo, my vag got built-in utilities
Yo' fat ass is on disability
My vag a Beyonce weave
Yo' vag a polyester K-Mart hairpiece
My vag bounce like J-Lo's booty
Yo' vag like James Lipton's booty
And my vag, it's ornamental
Your vag is a 5-hour PBS special
Yo, my vag feed the homeless
Yo' vag date the homeless
My vag made the dean's list
Yo' vag couldn't pass an HIV test

[Hook]
It's time that we let the world know
Bitch, ya vag is only so-so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
It's time that we let the world know
Bitch, ya vag is only so-so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

[Verse 3]
Yo, my vag is Godfather 1
And yo' vag is Godfather 3
And my vag got a big ass gun
Ya vag is like pineapple cottage cheese
Yo, my vag got 12-inch gold wheels
And yo' vag got bird poop on the windshield
My vag beats yo' vag by a million
Yo' vag is frightening like Serena Williams (Yeah)

[Hook]
It's time that we let the world know (Yeah, what)
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
It's time that we let the world know (What)
Bitch, your vag look like Janet Reno (Janet Reno)
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

[Outro]
Better than a penis
That's what I said though
Better than a penis
Better than a penis
Better than a penis
Better than a penis—Okay, I'm done