My Slump
Madtv & Nicole Parker & Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele
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My Slump by MadTV (Ft. Frank Caliendo, Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key & Nicole Parker)
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This 2005 sketch parodies The Black Eyed Peas' “My Humps” by having George W. Bush (Frank Caliendo) guest rap about his declining approval ratings in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, backed by will.i.am (Jordan Peele), Taboo (Keegan-Michael Key), and Fergie (Nicole Parker).
My Slump Lyrics
(Intro)
[will.i.am]
Whacha gonna do 'bout your big slump?
2005's been in the dumps
Approval rating needs a jump
[GEORGE W. BUSH]
To tell the truth I'm kinda stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
I'm stumped, I'm stumped, I'm stumped
About my nasty slump
What the funk?
(Hook)
[FERGIE]
You drive the nation crazy
Always actin' lazy
Vacation for five daysies
While New Orleans blew awaysie
The fellas that ran FEMA
Dropped a great big steama
Brownie was a clownie
And let all the brothers drownie
When Sandra Day retired
You thought they'd hire Miers
That was no solution
She don't know the constitution
GOP's in disarray
Tom DeLay has gone away
Scooter Libby was a snitch
And now he'll be a prison bitch
(Chorus)
[will.i.am AND TABOO]
Your ship is sinking
[GEORGE W. BUSH]
But I'm winnin' in Iraq
Just like I said I'd do
[will.i.am AND TABOO]
You must be drinking
[GEORGE W. BUSH]
And the real war is here at home
Fighting the bird flu
(Post-Hook)
[will.i.am]
Whacha gonna do 'bout your big slump?
Sky-high prices at the pump
You and your cabinet we should dump
[GEORGE W. BUSH]
Heck, every road has its bumps
I learned that when I drove drunk
We'll get over this here hump
Until then, I'll shake my rump
My rump, my rump, my rump
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