An Advertisement Describing His Residence.
It is popular to see advertisement about Jamaica for a tourist destination,
so here Vybz Kartel Is trying to show the negative Side of Paradise In an Ironic Fashion. He Constantly uses the word tourist and compares a tourists expectations to some of the ha...
[Intro:]
Steven (Yow!)
You too damn evil (ha ha!)
Mi nah nuh change a change
A suh mi grow ah suh mi grow
Wi nuh guh below
A suh mi grow ah suh mi grow
Foreigners if unno neva know
Ask di tourist board, 'bout my scheme
[Chorus:]
Wi ah nuh battyman wi bun di sodomite
Love di pussy but did neva neva bite
We hustle hard cause di papers haffi right
Sell di crack (yes!) but wi nah gi no crackhead nuh light (nah!)
Watch weh yuh walk yuh goodly vanish inna di night
Head a tek off like a tourist pon a flight
Nuh dead by accident
Wi bust him head fi spite
How di fuck yuh si di infa-red and think a peppa light!
[VERSE 1:]
Mind yuh business!
Nuh si things nuh hear things
When barrel a spin like bearings
When head a bust!
Like airbag inna di steering
No man at all nuh fi seh nothing!
Gun like fuckery
Suh di dads flock wi fi bust it like clappas
Wi bad wi nuh actors!
My thug nuh wife up slackas
Nuff ah dem gal ah gi wi backas
Badman di gyal dem love fuck
Gyal dem 'bout yaso plump up
Any man rump up
Found at riverton dump up
Pump up di 12 gauge bunch up
Brain jump up
Knife buzzcut, wheel weh di gunbutt
Blood pon di culvert
Fuck di forensics!
Weh wi come from police deevn' exist
Check this
Di baddest!
Di address!
12 Guage Road (A suh wi kick it inna my scheme)
[Chorus:]
Wi ah nuh battyman wi bun di sodomite
Love di pussy but did neva neva bite
We hustle hard cause di papers haffi right
Sell di crack (yes!) but wi nah gi no crackhead nuh light (nah!)
Watch weh yuh walk yuh goodly vanish inna di night
Head a tek off like a tourist pon a flight
Nuh dead by accident
Wi bust him head fi spite
How di fuck yuh si di infa-red and think a peppa light!
[VERSE 2:]
Which part mi grow!
Mi bad from primary
Lass inna mi backpack
Step up to one pop
Graduate from that
Standard nuh drop back
Mag black!
Fat Glock!
Cock dat clap dat!
All inna highshool di teacha dem we scare
Rifle tall like T-square
Chrome like wheelchair
Bleach here
Kill di guardi' and cut before police reach here
When yuh come here
What yuh see here
When yuh leave here
Mek it stay here!
If yuh waan fi live fi si gray hair
Yuh hold your mouth and gwaan yuh way, hear?!
Yuh try fi diss di man here
Then yuh cannot walk weh from here
How cold yuh is? (Mi heart colder than ice-cream)
Watch Conair. (A suh wi kick it inna my scheme)
[Chorus:]
Wi ah nuh battyman wi bun di sodomite
Love di pussy but did neva neva bite
Real hustlas cause di papers haffi right
Sell di crack (yes!) but wi nah gi no crackhead nuh light (nah!)
Watch weh yuh walk yuh goodly vanish inna di night
Head a tek off like a tourist pon a flight
Nuh dead by accident
Wi bust him head fi spite
How di fuck yuh si di infa-red and think a peppa light!
[OUTRO:]
Mi nah nuh change a change
A suh mi grow ah suh mi grow
Wi nuh guh below
A suh mi grow ah suh mi grow
Foreigners if unno neva know
Ask di tourist board, 'bout my scheme
My scheme 'bout my scheme, my scheme 'bout my scheme
My scheme my scheme
Ask di tourist board 'bout my scheme
Wi ah nuh battyman wi bun di sodomite
Love di pussy but did neva neva bite
Real hustlas cause di papers haffi right
Sell di crack (yes!) but wi nah gi no crackhead nuh light (nah!)
Watch weh yuh walk yuh goodly vanish inna di night
Head a tek off like a tourist pon a flight
Nuh dead by accident
Wi bust him head fi spite
How di fuck yuh si di infa-red and think a peppa light!
My Scheme was written by Vybz Kartel.
My Scheme was produced by Di Genius.