My Roommate Is Turning Into A Monster

[Spoken Intro]
My roommate is turning into a monster
His nose hairs are getting longer and longer
I don't know what he's seen, but his eyes are turning bright green

He just sits and watches TV
He doesn't look at me, he's always watching me
He says the free life is best
Why don't you clean up the mess?
There's something wrong with him
All his masks are caving in

He doesn't go out much no more
His clothes are piled neatly on the floor
He hasn't shaved in three weeks
He hasn't even brushed his teeth
This is not what I meant
I just wanted to share the rent

His eyes are closed but he never sleeps
He's breathing rough, he's breathing deep
He's got something on his mind
He can't seem to unwind
He said

Don't you fuck nobody else
Don't you fuck nobody else
Don't you fuck nobody else
Don't you fuck nobody else

What's this? I don't have any tits
What's this? I don't have any tits
You can't treat me like this, I don't have any tits

He's sold the car, he's locked the door
He says that he don't care no more
He's drawn the shade, he's shut the blinds
I think that he has lost his mind
I can't believe what I see
He's raised his hand against me

I can't believe what I see
He's raised his hand against me
I can't believe what I see
He's raising his hand against me
My roommate is turning into a monster
He's a beast