My Psychiatrist

I want to tell you all about my new psychiatrist
I had a lot of others, now I really got the best
He's always got the answer, he doesn't have to guess
He's had much more experience, and costs a whole lot less
Oh yes, oh yes, my psychiatrist

I used to be so nervous; I was way past tense
I tried to tell my conscience to please stop making sense
They said, when I felt guilty, my mother was the cause
But now I know thе reason is only that I was
Oh yes, oh yes, hе's my psychiatrist

If you've got problems, small or large, his therapy is free of charge
For mental health, just take a look
He wrote it all down in a best selling book

Oh yes, oh yes, he's my psychiatrist, (her psychiatrist)
My psychiatrist, (her psychiatrist)
My psychiatrist

Hear it?
Okay, I'm done
All good
The song that wouldn't die
Hello