My Own

[Verse 1]
Sometimes when the toilet is clogged I have to take matters into my own hands
Literally, I have to take it into my own hands
If you don't get it right now, then you are not a poop kind of sir
I like eating poop just kidding, but I have something to tell you
After the pre-chorus
So you might want to stick around for that, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
My poop is so big
I could fill a whole pig
My poop is so big
I just got to tell you this

[Chorus]
That the only turds I lick
The only turds I lick are my own
The only turds I lick
The only turds I lick are my own
The only turds I lick
The only turds I like are my own
The only turds I lick
The only turds I lick are my own

[Verse 2]
I said "on my own" for a reason
I don't want to get diabetes
From another turd
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
They're the only ones I lick

[Chorus]
Cause the only turds I lick
The only turds I lick are my own
The only turds I lick
The only turds I lick are my own
The only turds I lick
The only turds I lick are my own
The only turds I lick
The only turds I lick are my own
{The only turds I lick are my own)

[Outro]
The only ones I lick are my own
The only ones I lick