“MY NAME IS SPADE” | Modern Objects

(Pre Verse)
Alright, let's do this!
Allow me to introduce myself (Woo!)

(Verse 1)
Hi everyone, my name is Spade
I’m here to tell a story that's kind of strange
Walkin' down the park on a Tuesday mornin’
Suddenly I stop to see this guy yawnin'
Walk up to the guy and then said "Hi!"
He said "Knock knock" and I said, "Who's there guy?"
"Orange!" I said "Orange Who?" right then back
"Orange you glad that I stole your demo track?"
The guy ran away and stole my CD!
And I got really mad because I saw him three
Months later on a feature with Eminem
With the bars I wrote and it made me really sad

(Hook)
Yeah, that's right my name is Spade
Yeah, that's right I'm not a plane
A train or a blade why am I in the game?
Well I'm just a guy who can't rhyme really well

(Verse 2)
Second story, let’s move right past
I’m gonna talk about my best friend Map
Now Map was sitting one day all plain
That's until it started to rain
"Oh God help me Spade!" He screamed with a cry
Oh God! He’s paper! He's gonna die!
I tried to grab all the tools at my disposal
Got a blanket and a pin and... Eww, a shovel!
I did everything I could to try and save him
But it was too late he was on the pavement
Shredded into pieces, Bucket came outside
Then she said, "Why didn't I bring him inside?"

(Hook)
Yeah, that's right my name is Spade
Yeah, that’s right I'm not a plane
A train or a blade why am I in the game?
Well I'm just a guy who can't rhyme really well

(After Hook)
So guys what did you think of my track?
What? You hate it?
W- What- What are you talk-