My Name is Spade

[Intro]
Alright, let's do this
Allow me to introduce myself (Wooooooo!)

[Verse 1]
Hi everyone, my name is Spade
I'm here to tell a story that's kind of strange
Walking down the park on a Tuesday morning
Suddenly I stop to see this guy yawning
Walk up to the guy and then said hi
He said "Knock knock" and I said "Who's there, guy?"
"Orange", I said "Orange who?" right then back
"Orange you glad that I stole your demo track?"
The guy ran away and stole my CD
And I got really mad because I saw him three months later on a feature with Eminem
With bars I wrote and it made me really sad

[Chorus]
Yeah, that's right, my name is Spadе
Yeah, that's right, I'm not a plane, a train or a blade
Why am I in thе game?
Well I'm just a guy who can't rhyme really well

[Verse 2]
Second story, let's move right past
I'm gonna talk about my best friend Map
Map was sitting one day all plain
That's until it started to rain
"Oh God, help me Spade!" he screamed with a cry
"Oh God, he's paper, he's gonna die"
I tried to grab all the my disposal
"Got a blanket and a pen and... Ew, a shovel!"
I did everything I could to try and save him
But it was too late, he was on the pavement shredded into pieces
Bucket came outside
Then she said why didn't I bring him inside

[Chorus]
Yeah, that's right, my name is Spade
Yeah, that's right, I'm not a plane, a train or a blade
Why am I in the game?
Well I'm just a guy who can't rhyme really well

[Outro]
So guys, what did you think of my track?
What?
You hate it?
What? What are talking ab-