My Name is Panchito

[Dialogue: Donald Duck, José Carioca, Panchito Pistoles]
My name is Donald Duck!
My name is José Carioca!
And my name is Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez!
How do you say that again?
And how did you get such a long name?

[Verse One: Panchito Pistoles]
My name is Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez
My mother Maria, was born in Bahia
The daughter of grandpa Morales
His name was José and later one day
He married my grandma, you see
Her name was Sophia and she had Maria
Maria then later had me

[Verse Two: Panchito Pistoles]
My great aunt, Michelle had a sister Raquel
Whose maiden name used to be Alice
She was growing up, too, in Lima, Peru
And married Roberto Gonzalez
While he had Raquel, they had Miguel
Who grew up in Ecuador, see
Then he moved to Bahia and married Maria
And he and Maria had me

[Chorus: Panchito Pistoles & José Carioca, José Carioca, Panchito Pistoles]
Ay, yi, yi, yi!
He's Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Gonzalez
Why, why, oh, why?
You have a first name, they're really too long
I'll try to explain, so follow along!

[Verse Three: Panchito Pistoles]
And my father and mother, they married each other
The best man was cousin Romero
The minister came and went by the name
Of Father Francisco Quintero
Well, it turns out my mother, her favorite brother
Was called Junipero, you see
So my father and mother, the priest and the brother
Are names that were given to me

[Outro: José Carioca, Panchito Pistoles]
That's why he's Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez
Descended from family in Mexico
Chile, Brazil, and a couple in Dallas
And when I go out the people all shout
"Who could that possibly be?"
Why, Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero Gonzalez
That's me!