My Name Is Earthworm

[Intro]
I'm so small now, whoa
I'm so big now, whoa
I am awake now, whoa
I am awake now
And I don't mind

[Verse 1]
I don't mind I'll be your earthworm
I will wait here in the dirt
For you to come and find me and determine what I'm worth
And cut me into two halves
Half one and half two
I'll be the person wiping up your tears this afternoon

[Verse 2]
My name is earthworm
My name is I don't have a name
You can leave me on the sidewalk
I just hope a hopscotch game
Doesn't start anywhere near me
'Cause it might squish both my halves
I'll be the person you can always count on for a laugh

[Chorus]
I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter
I had a dream that we all woke up and realized we didn't matter
And I don't mind

[Verse 3]
I don't mind, I'll be your sunscreen
You can be my Dr. Phil
I can tell you not to worry
You can tell me if I'm ill
And cut me into two halves
Half one and half two
But can I keep a quarter, or is this whole thing for you?

[Verse 4]
I could be your wingman
While you check out the ladies
I could be your waiter, I won't forget the pastries
I was a bad waiter and I forgot the pastries
Tell me you'll forgive me, it wasn't 'cause I'm lazy

[Chorus]
I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter (whoa)
I had a dream that we all woke up and realized we didn't matter (whoa)
Whoa
Whoa

[Verse 5]
Earthworms they have no hands and feet
Who cares if you won't talk to me (whoa)
Who cares if you act really mean
When we do speak, if we speak (whoa)
Earthworms they have no hands and feet
Who cares if you won't talk to me (whoa)
Who cares if you won’t talk to me

[Outro]
I am awake now, and I don't mind (whoa)
I am awake now, and I don't mind (whoa)
I am awake now, and I don't mind (whoa)
I am awake now, and I don't- (whoa)
I'm so small now, whoa
I'm so big now, and I'm so big! (whoa)
I'm so small now, whoa
I'm so big now, and I'm so big
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa