MY MONEY LONG LIKE A LEG: THE ENCYCLOPEDIA

[Part I: THE THIGH]

[Intro: Ham Sandwich]
Yessir
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy
Cut that shit off, cut that shit off
Ayy, bro (Huh?), you gotta up your production value, bro
You're at a hundred K, bro (Bro, what are you talking about?), the people expect more from you, bro
No more of this shit, bro (Where did this string come from, bro?)
No more of this dumb ass shit, bro (What are you doing?)
You gotta up your production value, bro, come on
Bring in my orchestra, bring in my– (Is this what the people want?)
Bring in my strings, bro (Is this what you think the people want?)
Come on, man, come on, we gotta up the value, bro
We gotta up the ranking tier, bro (Right now?)
This the luxury tax, bro (We really doing this?)
We gotta make it beautiful, bro (We really doing this?)
We gotta make this shit beautiful, my nigga, okay? (Come on)
No more of this random-ass bullshit, bro (Haha)
No more of this beat you made in fuckin' the twelfth grade, bro (Nah)
No more of that (Nah, bring in my drums)
What are you doing? (Bring in my drums, boy)
Bring in the fucking drums, bro
Bring in the fucking drums
Bring in my fucking 808, bro
What the fuck did you think this was, bro?
This is leg, bro, this is leg
This is the fucking hundred K leg special, nigga
(Section one, "THE THIGH")
Give it to 'em, Shwab

[Verse 1: Shwabadi]
My money long as the time since I last dropped
Or run time of tracks in my backlog
Your money short as the leash of a bad dog
My money longer than Mexican standoffs
My money longer than Blu-ray extended editions of Lord of the Rings
Your bank is dry, an unfortunate thing
You fuckers ain't got no sauce on your wings

[Verse 2: Connor Quest!]
My money long like ring long land
Long like index on King Kong hand
Like a TikTok binge-watch, clips on spam
Longer than Guinness World Ping-Pong match
Long like the long johns on Long John Silver
Longer than the estimate completion day from odd job builders
Longer than the lap of our world
Longer than my dick, ask Stargirl

[Verse 3: Stargirl]
My money long like a leg with a foot on your neck in the platform docs
You and your bitch at the end of my strap
Like, is you throwin' it back or not?
You know 'bout my body, girl, don't be a stranger
Hear that cha-ching, and I know it's gon' change her
Ride on my dick just to get out my anger
They couldn't ride on my wave, I'm a flanger

[Verse 4: YOUNG$TER]
Bitch, who you comparin'?
I might be a youngster, but I'm still yo parent
They hear what I rap and they parrot
But I'm a new animal, Shwab with the arms, how I'm bearin' 'em
My money longer than time that these niggas been draggin' a beef on the timeline
Last time I rapped like a lawyer, but this time I'm killin' the beat, they might give me a lifetime, bitch

[Verse 5: yayu]
Uh, my money long like the Irishmen
I been the Hoffa, I know they gon' plot on my ass
We still don't got enough processing power to display the number of dollars I had
Hilbert's hotel got some housekeepin', my money long as that walk to serve all of the guests
You can get dropped for your drop in the bucket, so budget for when I come knockin' again

[Verse 6: Wülf Boi]
My money long like a Young Thug ad-lib
Boy show his ass and go viral like Mastiff
My money long like the time that it takes me to cum, yo girl call me UPS package
Your funds out of order like the movie Challengers
Holding two dicks like the movie Challengers
You hear ratatat like old binging with Babish Vids
My money long like my dawg Scooby's sandwiches

[Verse 7: TheManBeHisLa]
My money? My money long like it is Pi or– uh, something other like it
High numbers or the sky, what's another? Brother, come on, try
Money lookin' like the list of rhymes I could write if I wanted
My money in it's area is comparing to the Zenith crafting tree in Terraria
That paired with the lengths it takes me to make a new song
All my money taking too long

[Verse 8: Tablez]
My money long like– huh
My money long like when both teams tie up in rivals
My money long like– nah
My pockets blowin' up, them hoes about to go viral
Stackin' 'em up, like– (Damn)
If I had a one more bill, that shit leanin' like Michael
My paper extend like reactions from Dontai
My guap spans through a surplus of miles

[Verse 9: Jeesh]
My money so damn long (Na-na-na-na-na)
It's like the length of this song–

[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
Ha, I'd do it again
Huh?
G-g-get your legs out
We man spreading all 2025

[Part II: THE KNEE]

[Intro]
Section two, "THE KNEE"

[Verse 1: Ty Wild]
Yeah, brr
My money long like spaghetti noodle
Hit the head, no hoopin', homie Steph, he shoot you, you get metal suited like you Lex Luthor
I'ma wet your boo up after wetting you up
Bet they leg it soon as I get steppin' to 'em
It's some credit due and I'm the best to do it
Hit the bed, I'm snoozin' on the rest of you in this bitch

[Verse 2: Delta Deez]
Okay, uh
My money long like the One Piece series
Devil Fruit jackpot, I'm rolling cherries
My money give me whatever I cherish
Two blunts, two hoes, it's a brand new merits
My money long, story less long
I got you hittin' and pay for the headstone
Baby, I'm more plugged in than a dead phone
My money long like three wishes from Shenron, huh (G-g-get your legs out)

[Verse 3: Mix Williams]
Ayy, ayy
My money long like a nap
I feel like I'm Snaps, your girl been calling me dad
These rappers are honestly bad
And she make it clap for me
I call my steel Nyquil, I put your ass to sleep
I put a halo 'round your favorite rapper, Master Chief
Money longer than the time it take to get a verse back from me
Or– or longer than how tall you think I am, 'cause you never seen me in person

[Verse 4: Cam Steady]
My money long like it's Big Smoke's order
I'm in the whip with two 9s
Take out your bitch, but I'm just drivin' through
You take your turn at the back of the line
Haven't logged into my LinkedIn in five years
My degree better than most of the guys here
I was like nineteen the first time I tried beer
Now I get high with my guy, Mir

[Verse 5: tidd]
Klinkklang and Cryogonal, you and your brodies' unnamed and just laughable
Flickin' on phonies who, frankly, are passable
Flow sharin', I can't share the actual
Show me the factual
My money longer than GameCube controller's new cord length
You don't even sip, you don't pour drink
Don't ego trip, you act more lame
Whatever those folks say

[Verse 6: True Evil Villain]
My money long than a motherfucker
Just give 'em a little off the top, call that shit a light fade
Hit a lick with the bros, we be on Nightreign
Generified the whole hood, caused a light migration
My my bitch bad, she resemble a Sanaa Lathan
So much money, niggas just decide I'm famous
Money longer than an anime time dilation
Could probably afford to buy a small Thai nation

[Verse 7: Dedboii Kez]
My money long like the nose on my barrel, it's mostly just narrow inside of my pocket
My money long like a lawn with sum burrow, my Umbreon dance on you quick if you talkin'
My money long like the roots on Kaguya Tree, bitch, icy beat then stop it
My money long as the roots on Kaguya weed, bitch, I need a tree to blossom

[Verse 8: Soul Tayshi]
My money long like an awkward silence
(Yeah) Yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, y-yeah)
Fuck that, I want the violence (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
My money long 'cause of TikTok
If I'm on cam, bitch, yo bitch watch
Me and her lip lock
Ziplock, I get the bag
And I might put a Ham Sandwich in it 'cause he gave me a black eye
I mean, it was an accident and a long time ago, and he did say sorry, but I hold grudges so fuck him

[Part III: THE SHIN]

[Intro]
What? You're just now explaining the controls?

[Verse 1: 757shai]
Ayy, my money long like a flight to the states is
Down in the Nether, they gassed then they blaze shit
Cyber enhanced, all you choombas is basic
I'm doin' shows wit' my Goombas and some dudes I ain't namin'
Money long as Donkey Kong been a game, bitch
Tommy gun, we saw them run as we came in
Tired as fuck, but no one fuckin' with Shai, bitch (Section three, "THE SHIN")

[Verse 2: LIME KING]
Ayy, my money long like supercalifragilisticexpiali– shut the fuck up, ho
My gang be cutthroat
I'm always down to up pole
Stick finna hit like a drumroll
Lettin' it squeeze like a butthole, huh
You said that's your main bitch?
Why she asked me if I'm up though?
Bad bitch waitin' for me when I come home
She's the one that's finna cum though

[Verse 3: Acti Matatabi]
My money longer than hospital wait times
Shape I had as long as it's space time
I can see tilted towers from this house on the lakeside
Long bread, back it back in when I bake mine
Suicide doors is the bassline
Y'all dime a dozen diamonds dumb as a bassline
Time is money, mine is funny, I make wine
On the sunny side, I'm under the grapevine

[Verse 4: Shofu]
Uh, look, bitch
My money long like a mad girl text message
Fat nigga, I'ma eat then I get seconds
You an opp, kill yourself, that's the best method
Money longer than Sakura forehead
Would you rather end up in a box or a warm bed?
Money long like obtuse rubber gooses
Money long like pi and hypotenuses

[Verse 5: isthatfr0st]
My money long like Lord of Rings and The Hobbit
That made my wallet big as Munfu Proffit
I'm countin' this money, I'm lightin' my pockets
And I ain't no dummy, can't let the feds off me
You know it ain't leg unless frost hop up on it
We go band for band, bitches switchin' the topic
Bust BATMs if you talkin' robotic
You fuckin' clankers, I hate you

[Verse 6: Freshy Kanal]
My money long like the healing procedure of radial fractures from people pleasures
That may not react to feeling weaker after trippin' on a trip to the regal theatre
'Cause, essentially, you don't wanna make a deal out of your own misery
When people have shit to do, but your arm may be broken, maybe not
That's about the length of my financial status when comparatively equate to

[Verse 6: Kevin Krust]
My money longer than the gap in my uploads
I got a standard to uphold
Pure bread rapper, so I cut but don't fold
But you see all that green on my back, it ain't mold
But you know that I be breakin' it
Every feature offer, I be takin' it
Every single frame of the Danny Phantom cypher, I been makin' it
Yeah, like your mom is comin', just trust, so take a ham sandwich, don't cut off the crust, hey

[Interlude]
Come on, folks, what are you doin'?
B-b-be quiet you old fogy

[Verse 7: GameboyJones]
My money's longer than me dating Pokimane (Nigga, that's not true)
Yeah, love you too
Longer than me wakin' up to hit snooze, then hit snooze, then hit snooze
Longer than me and yours pay gap is (Only lame niggas say that shit)
R-Reece 'bout to get let go
If he keeps takin' long as my money is, bro (Oh my god)

[Verse 8: NemRaps]
My money long like a story from your grandpappy
Got a short temper, you listen to keep that man happy
Talkin' about how he met your grandma in the club when his peepee was danglin', that's how he made your aunt Abbie
Interrupted his story, told him you had a headache
He molly-whopped you right in your breastplate, made yo chest cave
Woke up in the hospital the next day
Basically, my money longer than the analogy that I just gave

[Verse 9: Diggz Da Prophecy]
Money too long, it's a news outbreak
Long as the nose on Usopp face
It ain't never ever stoppin', you confused, I wait
Bankroll too long, need to move out space
That's great, you can hate, don't think you can stop this
Money too long like my anime watchlist
Keep goin' 'cause we always in stock
Bitch been at it too long, I don't ran out of time

[Verse 10: Geno Five]
My money long like a run-on sentence
Commas endless, no, you can't hold it
I'ma flex OD, it just kept growin'
But this come with some perks like it's meds on me
Just know these numbers stay up, fuck an exponent
Used to go to the money, I step slowly
Now I got blues chasing me like the feds, homie
You niggas poor like–
This for the dead homies

[Verse 11: PE$O PETE]
My money longer than Mandingos multiply
Wrap 'round the world like a BBC belt, bitch
My money longer than Cookie Run Kingdom arena with a fast forward button antique, bitch
My money longer than my money shorter, that's the theory of relative monetary physics
My money longer than the time I spent contemplating spoiling One Piece for real this time, but Ham said no so I didn't
Money longer than a constipated person shittin'
Money longer than my dick, unfortunately

[Part IV: THE CALF]

[Intro]
Section four, "THE CALF"

[Verse 1: CAMOGOD]
My money so long, it go here to Japan
I texted yo bitch and she said she a fan
I ain't finna fight, have bro handle your mans
She bounce on my dick, she get all on my glands
Ain't fuck wit' the rollie, get Audemar then
Why is you talkin'? You ain't got no motion
Just quit all the rappin', start handlin' pans

[Verse 2: Chi-Chi]
Yeah, my money long like my legacy, uh
Short, but you can't get ahead of me, ha
Kickin' your shins, crush your balls like they tin, 'cause you know I ain't doin' this shit for free
Hear what I said, I don't do this for free
Either crushing your sack or you're payin' my fee
And don't think you can flee or ring up IRC
Yeah, your balls meet my wall 'less you give me my fucking money

[Verse 3: Freeced]
My money long like a pine (Dollar tree)
My money long and it pine (Bark for me)
My money long– (How long?)
(Lepus Europhaeus) Lucky rabbit feat
(Uh, 'cause Freeced is the vocalist)
My money long (Overall gross, college basketball betting from Vegas in March)
Your money gone (Overall gross, and your wallet cheeks closer than Engels and Marx)

[Verse 4: DayumDahlia]
My money long like my horns (Not a real demon; shut up)
Longer than your mans lastin' with porn
He's up on his data, but stuck like a beta
You know he gon' pray for the day where he tear up my leggings (Yeah, huh)
He be begging
Hard like the pavement, I step like a kaiju
Want me to strap it, but I ain't inclined to (Yeah, that shit was horny)
It's just what my mind do, haha

[Verse 5: AfroLegacy]
My money long like the whole world had joined in a conga
Long like the Case Closed manga
Your money short like you picked a poor sponsor
My money tall, Frankenstein's monster
Your money short just like Nina or Peeacchi or Chi-Chi or Chubbz, ain't seein' a growthspurt
My money long like I'm waitin' for roadworks
Long as the paper they give out as homework

[Verse 6: Ilyssaa & Ham Sandwich]
My money longer than Pipimi's head top (That's long head)
I got more gas than a rest stop (Load it up)
I got that tech like a desktop (Computer)
You get your clothes from a sweatshop (Unethical)
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism but I'm still gonna eat this beat (Are you serious?)
Factory farms have this country in a chokehold, but I'm still gonna eat this meat

[Verse 7: McGwire]
Ayy, ayy, my money long like Jake
Bitch, I'm draggin' this shit, I got cabbage and shit
And I'm pullin' you weeds out the way
My life ain't a movie, my life is a salvia trip and I–
I-I'm sorry, almost every time I go to a convention someone brings up the Obama poop jokes thing from the last cypher
It's done, i-it's not funny anymore, it was barely funny when I did it
And it's– it's like move on, get a job, live a life, have a family, like, love those around you
You're not a soundboard, you're a person, so start acting like one, bitch

[Verse 8: Oddwin]
My money long like the longest of links
I don't sleep on the money, prolonging the bling
If I blink then I'm obviously blind from the bling
Knock off his top, we gon' shoot through his dreams
My shooter cross-eyed, he aim for the spleen
I go help with his aim 'cause we work as a team
Money spread long as the span of the wing
Yo money long as the list of people using Bing

[Verse 9: Dtrey]
Ayy, haha
My money long like PE$O PETE backyard
Ham had to get me just to make the track hard
Hunnid K special, you know that we racked up
Ori took three hours for this damn verse
My money long like this DMV in my fucking city, I'm sick and tired of this shit, bro
I get in there at 6 and I leave at 5 the next day

[Verse 10: Velocity]
M-my money long like a vector
Your money funny like jesters
Step to my section, you gettin' sequestered
Chopper turn 'em to a specter
My money longer than the distance I can cover on this motorcycle, going fast as fuck, holy shit
Push the whip, you slow as bricks
You ain't ever gettin' close to this

[Verse 11: Oricadia]
Ayy, my money long like my pictures of cats
My money long like I shot out the bag
My money long like a Johnald release
My money long like I shot up from three
So many men in my pocket like Grindr
So many men in my pocket like me
So many men in my pocket like binder
Mix Williams, I hope you fall and sprain both of your knees

[Verse 12: Nina Hope]
My money long like me
(Girl, that ain't much, ain't you like five feet?)
I know, and that's why I charge a fee for every track that I write and sing
(Speaking of, Ham, I know it's not the best time and I'm not tryna pull a Kickflamez, I promise, but could you maybe slide me like five dollars for this? I could really use it)
(Wait, wait, where are you going? N-no, no, no, don't leave, I really need to afford NPC next year)

[Interlude]
Get your legs out
We man spreading all 2025

[Verse 13: ASTRSK*]
My money long like Britney shit
Oop, I hit again
My money long like DJ Khaled shit
We the best
Pockets rolling hella deep
I feel like Adele
I don't know the last line of the meme
Yeah
Uh, hello

[Verse 14: Koijin]
This my first on the track, I can barely record
Had to get some help from my friends on Discord
Told me download some shit I can barely afford
Like damn, nigga, this shit could feed a family of four
Got my money runnin' long like a yaoi bookstore
Men on men stacked so high, I can't even see my floor

[Outro]
Yeah

[Part V: THE ANKLE]

[Intro]
Section five, "THE ANKLE"

[Verse 1: vasto]
My money longer than stilts, nigga
Talkin' shit on the gang how you get killed, nigga
Nah, you can't see what I got, it's concealed, nigga
You don't want this bitch revealed, nigga
Ha, and my money long just like dimensions on reels, nigga
Bitch flick my stick like she tryna do tilts, nigga
Catch an opp slippin' then watch how banana straight peel, nigga
Them niggas suck, but they up, so you chill with 'em

[Verse 2: sWayve]
My money long as my college tuition
I dunk on them hoes, Jayhawk how I'm winnin'
I'm fitted wit' Dillon, you swear that we twinnin'
I fuck on the bitch then I leave, I'm a villain
Life short, you got dots on your head like you Krillin
Head off to Vegas, you know that I'm sinnin'
Just kiddin', I stay gettin' stacks off my buildings
Name's sWayve, man, you know what the deal is, it's up

[Verse 3: Louverture]
My money longer than complaints from these karen-ass niggas find the smallest fucking issues and they bitch
My money longer than the amount of niggas that will test a nigga and they never really ever hop off my dick
Pull up on your block then I march, mar–
Hold up, wrong song, shit
Please, nigga, please, nigga, sit the fuck down
Please, nigga, please, nigga, hush your damn mouth

[Verse 4: Thrizzy]
My money long like your granny's nipples
I built a bridge out of twenties and nickels
I know my money's the longest 'cause if it's not, then I'll be lyin', and I don't fuckin' lie
It's longer than the Epstein list
Longer than it takes for them to release the Epstein list
Or you could say he has elongated currency
Lengthy, Rihanna forehead bread

[Verse 5: IronicNotSavage]
My money long as my clip 'cause I got an extendo, ha
Wallet 'bout big as mementos
Over here buying, you whippin' a rental, ha
Pop the toolie at your temple
Call me The Rock 'cause I got me the drive and power for the bag
Still coppin' when the economy's bad
'Cause if I spend it, I'm makin' it back

[Verse 6: 2HALOSANI]
M-m-my money long as a snowstorm
He tryna blam, click, the pistol just jammed, it won't perform
Out on a limb like this verse, it's a leg up
Relax with my chauffeur, just kickin' my legs up
ANI relaxed, he go postal around the whole state
He imposin', you know he be chosen
Straight by design like a coder, bet yet, a composer
He wavin' the stick and it blam

[Verse 7: OmarCameUp & Ham Sandwich]
Ayy, look
My money long, Ocarina of Time
My money long like TSA lines
Fuck with me wrong, he go DOA
Bad bitch from DOA
But she annoyin' like Tekken and Clyde
Take any beat and I swear that I slide
Think you better than me, you must really like lyin'
Your money short like people still saying MyLittleOmarCameUp in 2025
Like, you– you guys are– are the most annoying people ever, bro
Like, why are you still commenting "MyLittleOmarCameUp" on my posts from two years ago, bro?
Like, that shit happened a year ago when Kid Rohan trolled the rap contest, a year ago
That shit was funny when it happened, now it's annoying
Go somewhere, bro
Y'all need the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, a job application, love from your mother, love from your father, love from your grandmama, love from your grandpappy
So, uh, y'all come here often?
This nigga is still talkin'
I don't even know what he's talkin' about
Go somewhere and do something with your life
Touch some grass, my nigga, goddamn
Bomboclaat

[Verse 8: Silva Hound]
This nigga Ham Sandwich want a verse from me, bro, I do not rap
Fuck it though, bro, it's your life
(Silva, what the heck is this?)
My money long like a snake, ten feet
Took time on me like a brakence beat
Work too damn hard just to make ends meet
Roll up a good blunt and I pray stress sleeps
Can't none of you niggas touch base with me
'Cept Ty Wild, Ham Sandwich, maybe Jeesh
Nigga, my money long as the walk Lil Nas X was on for a party in LA in briefs
Nigga, my money longer than the plane of existence
While I'm takin' a big trip, but the paper I mentioned isn't–

[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Okay, that's enough, Silva, I'm sorry
We gotta– we gotta cut you off there, uhm
Omar ate like half of the fucking beat
Anyway, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for
The LOOP section (Yeah)
So you know we gotta kick that shit off with you already know

[Part VI: THE FOOT]

[Intro]
Section six, "THE FOOT"

[Verse 1: Chubbz]
My money long, yeah, meu grana comprido
Y'all bumpin' this shit, vai atacar seu ouvido
The squad in this bitch, veja todos presente
We spittin' that fire, 'cê sabe o motivo
Cem mil pra o Dillon, that shit's so thrillin'
Me sinto um villain, cash flow be spillin'
My money long how I'm makin' a killin'
My money long, like, you wouldn't believe it

[Verse 2: Karoshiwastaken]
(Ayo, what the fuck?)
My money long like a TNT ad read
Zero excuses, I move like I'm Maxey
Copy the movement, but do it at half speed
See what they doin' to match me
See, they copy like we cloned Kakashi
This ho at a party, call her Kobayashi
She all on my body like I caught a Barbie

[Verse 3: JHBBOSS]
My money taller than Tartarus
Monstrous pockets like Ash, but I walk with the funds
Boss in the biz, how I'm talkin' it
Money too long, and the things you amount to is none
My moolah longer than Mister Fantastic
Throw up the four so they know where I'm from
Take all the bread for my team, bring the cash in
He got nothin' but crumbs 'cause that boy is a bum, jit

[Verse 4: Aerial Ace]
My money long as my hate for Jalen Green
Boy, change your name, you cannot green it
Put some whipped cream on that jump shot
Put some water on that jump shot
Damn, put some Robitussin to that jump shot
You ever wonder why yo ass in Pheonix?
Shit, I lost the rhythm
Oh, that's you
Only draft you should've picked in is a–
(Don't say it) Football stadium, nig–

[Verse 5: Blax]
My money long like Alolan Exeggutor
Bitch give me neck, but she still get ahead of herself
I ain't spreadin' no wealth to competitors
Unload the clip 'til it click, I'm an editor
You niggas federal, you niggas fake
Tryna talk 'bout that money you make, it's a decimal
Fraction of passion, you ass and forgettable
Passin' up Blax, that is actually skeptical

[Verse 6: IAMCHRISCRAIG]
Yeah, my money long as the Simpsons's seasons
Wanna try the youngin', better give a reason
Money long as the time that I had to wait for NPC to hit
Money long as a Wembanyama limb
I mean, nigga, it's gargantuan
Twenty-five M's for the income tax, waitin' for the bands to hit

[Verse 7: Drip$tick]
My money long like, uhm
Roads, ropes, slopes
And your time to cope when your ho give me throat
She longs for me, we keep it on the low
But she helps me count my money 'cause it's longer than diary notes
Rifles, and a firehose, vines, and a lifetime of soap for you nerds 'cause you don't fucking shower

[Verse 8: Cole]
My money long like the wait for the fall off
Fresh with the fit, you know I get a haul off
Team playin' defense, ain't gettin' no shots off
She dressin' for me then she take it all off
She tryna have fun so I'm over there some nights
Don't gotta rap lots, you know that I'm dumb nice
His career what happens when you ain't do none right
Yo money short, that shit somethin' like Chubbz's height

[Verse 9: Ciyo]
My money long like my love for Hispanic women
Like, yo know I just love Latinas, Sonic
Stack my money, you niggas can't see beyond it
Build a bridge over obstacles, sea, I cross it
Like a ho at the pump, you forgot your wallet
I'm like Po at the pump, nigga, I got options
I got stocks and a bond, ain't nobody stoppin'
You ain't LOOP if you not for profit, lil' bitch

[Verse 10: Politicess]
(My money longer than my mother whippin', I ain't 'bout takin' that shit, bro, you heard of me)
Told you my mother still whippin' me, shit long as fuck
And my money be longer than nails of bitches who be spammin' Hot Cheeto Puffs
I don't get it, if they on my dick then they know that it be long enough
Askin' what my money on
TFT, invested plus while you made ten at Krugs, damn

[Verse 11: Mir Blackwell]
My money long like– wait
I mean at this point what can we even say?
My money long but we had to come up the Anne way
Said his money longer, his shit a seasonal anime
My money so long, that shit come with a filler arc
So flashback just to show you who the pillars are
I clip show to make it click that I was still the star
In a part where nothing happens like it's thriller bark, nigga

[Verse 11: Ham Sandwich]
Yeah, yeah, look
My money longer than my catalogue front to back
Brand new chop, got an opp doin' jumpin' jacks
Fuckin' wit' my niggas, we gon' turn him to a trucker hat
Tweetin' like a bird, and now he's sufferin' the succotash
Hunnid K special, but your girl is givin' other plaques
Shorty givin' slop top, and I ain't even hump her back
I'm in her neck like Tyler, lumberjack
Fuck ICE, trans rights, free Gaza, my money longer than Israel
But I can't lie, it ain't longer than Israel's
AIPAC money been fuelin' the vitriol
Still, we gon' thug it
Meet me in solo queue, nugget mcbucket
You niggas pussy, you don't even fuck it
Strapped like a pride parade, don't even tuck it
But I'd rather just sock you in the face, Sam Puckett
Yeah, ha
Put that aside, all I'm feelin' is love
Niggas done came and went, but I can't forget where I came from
When I told my parents I was quittin' school, yeah, I probably looked like the insane one
'Cause the music hadn't even paid once
But I felt the wave, knew my day was comin'
Most the niggas I'm with still my day ones
If you hate me then kill me or same somethin', at least
Smelly ass nerds, wash your feet
Wash your ass, nigga, wash your teeth, damn
My money long as this verse, I extended it
Niggas gon' put respect on my penmanship
My shawty jiggle physics on some Zenless shit
Milli' gold on my body like Sengenjin, bye

[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
Yeah
See you at a million
Yeah, yeah
G-g-get your legs out
We man spreading all 2025