My Machine (Sir Pentious’ Strike)

[Sir Pentious]
There!
With this final adjustment, my greatest of flying
Machines will terrorize the skies once again!

No more will I be biding my time in the shadows
Waiting for the right moment to strike!
This entire circle, nay the whole realm
Will be mine 'fore the week's end!

[Egg boi #1]
Swell job, boss man!

[Egg boi #2]
You put that welded metal right in its place!

[Egg boi #3]
Does this mean you're bringing back the ray gun?

[Sir Pentious]
Yes, yes, now stop lollygagging
You walking omelettеs-in-waiting!
We must hurry and launch
Lest we losе the element of surprise!
The power of my machines will
Once again be uncontested!

[Egg boi #1]
You got it, boss!

[Egg boi #2]
You even said that about the last one!

[Egg boi #3]
Though that one only did last about a day
'cause of that girl...

[Sir Pentious]
What did I tell you about mentioning
Those blockheaded simpletons?!

I could wipe them all out in an instant
If I wanted to!
An instant, I say!

[Egg boi #1]
Yes, boss...

[Sir Pentious]
If I were so inclined
I'd unleash my fervent mind
Upon the countless swathes of ignorance
The unrefined
The wheels are turning
And my plans are now unfurling
Such a shame I'll leave the ones who laughed
Down in their pits and squirming (That's right, boss man!)

Forget the Leather Apron
I will be terror's patron!
Those youths, so "hip" and "cool"
I'll give them proper education!
In my constrictive grasp
Again I'll make them breathe their last!
(Like how you got #5 when he didn't get your order right?)

Yes, just like that...

A conqueror
A conjurer
Of automatons and fire
My machinations
For higher stations
Will give what I desire
I am a visionary
Extraordinary
This realm will come to see
As the circle burns
Those fools will turn
As gears in
MY MACHINE!
(Fire it up and go!)

[Sir Pentious]
What was that?

[Cherri Bomb]
Edgelord!
It's time for your 6pm pummeling...

[Sir Pentious]
HER?!
...but it's barely 5:30?

[Cherri Bomb]
Think I'm just a firecracker?
Well, don't take me too lightly
You turn your back for just a second
I'mma steal this city

Approach with caution
'cause I'm caustic, chaotic
I wasn't built weak
You wanna start a war, old man?
Then come at me!

Don't bother tryna fight
Just give in to my demands
And get your bois to call me chef
'cause I'mma scramble your plans

I am the queen at the top
I'm making it pop
So hold up!
And brace for the hit
I got your fuse lit
To blow up!

[Sir Pentious]
A pyromaniac princess?
Don't make me laugh!
I'll tear you up into pieces
Use your explosives for parts!

You talk a big game, missy
But sorry to inform
That your party poppers can't
Stop the oncoming storm!

Don't let appearances deceive
I'm evil down to the bone
I'm a wave of devastation
And I'll take what you own!
And when I've ground you into paste
For all of Hell to see
I'll have this all wrapped up
Just in time for tea!

[Cherri Bomb]
Try it, loser...

[Sir Pentious]
They called me failure
A failure
My genius called a "sham"
Those in my way
That's what they say
I'll show them who I am!

I am inquisitor
Executioner
And your lives are on the line
If you want a taste
Of being laid to waste
Then I'm happy to oblige!

A conqueror
A conjurer
Of automatons and fire
My machinations
For higher stations
Will give what I desire
I am a visionary
Extraordinary
This realm will come to see
As the circle burns
Those fools will turn
As gears in
MY MACHINE!