My Life’s A Mess

[Hook: Cam Groves]
I need to grow up right now
'Cause look around girl my life's a mess
The clothes on me, dirty laundry
Tell your mommy my life's a mess
Bedroom floorless, drive a Taurus
Like this chorus my life's a mess
They say that I'm immature
But then I tell them my life's a mess

[Verse 1: Cam Groves]
Yeah, go ahead you might laugh
Only girls I ever went out with were white trash
You like that? In my car sing alone
Got minimal women, bringing home my skin and bones
My five o'clock shadow took two weeks
And it's been two years since I've bought new sneaks
No chauffeur, frozen Stouffer's
Crack hat, no shirt, looking like a broke smurf
I'm twenty five, consider myself a kid, why?
When it comes to life, this is how I wanna live mine
Not ready for a wife or listening to kids cry
Give yourself a big five if your life's a pig sty
I keep it corny, boring's all I can afford to be
My last girlfriend weighed twenty pounds more than me
I look for laughs and I live life accordingly
And when I reach forty, I'll thank my immaturity

[Hook: Cam Groves]
I need to grow up right now
'Cause look around girl my life's a mess
The clothes on me, dirty laundry
Tell your mommy my life's a mess
Bedroom floorless, drive a Taurus
Like this chorus my life's a mess
They say that I'm immature
But then I tell them my life's a mess

[Verse 2: Cam Groves]
I'm from Maine, fool, I'm way cool
I had the same shoes in grade school and like
Liquid I'm poor, spit sick shit and more
I'm immature, sure bitch, but I stay true
Could'a sworn that I met the girl of my dreams
Intercourse, ice cream, but she was only nineteen
My B, she put the sun into my summer
A blinding reminder I ain't getting any younger but I
Been rhyming since back when Big died
And the day that I get big is the day that pigs fly
When I'm on the mic, spit something dumb like
If my name was Tony Hawk, I'd name my son Mike (Mike Hawk)
I talk without thought first
Your girl is on my bratwurst and it could be a lot worse
As she takes off my jeans and my short sleeve
When I reach forty, I'll thank my immaturity

[Hook: Cam Groves]
I need to grow up right now
'Cause look around girl my life's a mess
The clothes on me, dirty laundry
Tell your mommy my life's a mess
Bedroom floorless, drive a Taurus
Like this chorus my life's a mess
They say that I'm immature
But then I tell them my life's a mess

[Bridge: Cam Groves]
Just woke up at eight, I slept half the day (Half the day)
My girlfriend says I need to act my age (Act my age)
'Cause I make jokes and all I do is laugh (Do is laugh)
My life's such a mess, it could use a bath (Use a bath, wash that shit)

[Hook: Cam Groves]
I need to grow up right now
'Cause look around girl my life's a mess
The clothes on me, dirty laundry
Tell your mommy my life's a mess
Bedroom floorless, drive a Taurus
Like this chorus my life's a mess
They say that I'm immature
But then I tell them my life's a mess