MY HATERS ARE MY BIGGEST GLAZERS (i recorded this in 5 min and you’ll never see numbers like these)

[Verse 1]
Yeah, right, you my number-one hater
I swear to God you my number one glazer
I was thinking like, "What did I do?"
Then I check and they do music too
Only difference is that shit is garbage
I was like that too when I started
Please stop putting all your music out
Delete your page, restart it
I don't know how the fuck this happened
Couple months ago I was scared
Before this dance shit, I was rappin'
Tryna make some money off some trap shit
Strike me down now if I'm lyin'
Can't suck my dick and then bite it
You don't hate me, you hate your life
Nobody like yo' music, keep tryin'

[Verse 2]
Bitch sent me a video of her ex, that boy was cryin'
He was mad she a fan of me and not of him, so he started wildin'
Half of my haters really only hate me because they bitches like me
How you gonna threaten me online but when I pull up you don't wanna fight me?
I made this beat in four minutes, I made this song in five minutes
Six months ago I made a mil', this month I made nine million
You can calculate all my streams, see how much I be makin' a month
Nah-nah, I get it, I get it, it makes sense now, you broke as fuck
Hoes say I got this shit twisted
I done got this shit out the dirt
I'm tryna be as nice as I can
I'm really a nice guy, ask my fans
But if you gon' act like you a gangsta
You can find out about these hands
If I lose, that shit alright
'Cause when you turn around, I'm shootin' yo' ass

[Verse 3]
None of y'all really 'bout that life
None of y'all gon' be shit in life
You a fuckin' nerd, beatin' yo' dick in the dark
Y'all never will have a wife
You'll never move outta yo' mama's crib
And please, don't ever have no kids
You'll never know what good pussy feel like
Keep dreaming, go to bed, night-night
Your crush will never like yo' ass
You never ever gonna see some bands
Enjoy your life on that fuckin' screen
'Cause that's the only thing you'll ever have
You’re never ever gonna feel some ass
And half of y'all is allergic to grass
How the fuck you allergic to grass?
How the fuck is your music so ass?

[Verse 4]
I'ma be honest, I ain't even mad
I'm recording this shit and I'm havin' a laugh
I ain't even tryin', I'm puttin' this out
And it's gettin' more streams than you ever will have
This shit is so fun for me
This shit is so fun for me
This shit, it ain't nothin' to me
This shit, it ain't nothin' to me
I'm recording this shit with my money, doin' my money dance
This shit is so funny, tell me boy, yeah, why you look so mad?
I'm dancin' on your career lil' bitch
I'm dancin' on your career lil' bitch
I'm dancin' on your career lil' bitch
My haters are my biggest glazers